NEWS FLASH!!! SHEKONI BOYS IN ACTION AGAIN.. VIEW IMAGES BELOW

Shekoni boys never ceased to amuse me. Although I don't stay at the hostel but I have an eye there, and reports about them always land on my table everyday.
Today my clothes were stolen from where I spread them,which will result to crises due to the curses being showered by the owner, tomorrow might be a Case of stolen jean or shoes, while next tomorrow might be the issue of room broken and money or mobile fone stolen.
This time, last week was a case of some unknown guys who came in the hostel then assist in beating a guy suspected to have stolen a mobile Fone which results to chaos that very day.
Today after a students birthday at the SUG Building where alcoholic and Indian hemp had been used as anointing oil, an hostelite was reportedly to have said his money kept under the Quran was missing, then after a lot of troublemaking his roommate said the money was kept under a book not Quran, this argument later turned into a hot fight between them which no one was able to separate them on time.
Below are the shots taken at the spot..

Reported by: Editor M.K
Posted By: Editor Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS: NAKSS VEHICLE DAMAGED BY SOME UNKNOWN PERSONNELS

The National Association of Kwara State Students Vehicle yesterday was damaged at the Shaaba male hostel  by some unknown guys.
The report received from a reliable source that, The guys came over to the hostel, then started releasing the air in the vehicle's tires, which was parked at the male hostel and nobody dare challenged them.
The action came up as a result of an unconfirmed rumor in which the guys heard when the NAKSS national executives were having a meeting, they overheard them mentioning impeachment and instantly they assumed the NAKSS president of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin was the one about to be impeached,so claiming to fight on his behalf they went ahead to flattened the NAKSS national vehicle.
The Nakss president also mentioned that he doesn't know the guys from anywhere, they only came around for help and he was in a meeting so they were waiting for him while the incident happened.
The affected tires have been refilled this evening, and the vehicle now in good shape again.

Reported By: Editor Lyrical
Posted By: Editor Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS!!! SUG VERSUS MAN O'WAR..READ MORE

It has been a while that we've been hearing rumors about the man o'war office having grudges with the Sug office, which all our efforts in getting to the root of the matter prove abortive.
Yesterday night Proved the rumor to be true ,when the arrest of the Sug S.A MEDIA ALSO KNOWN AS THE Assistant General Secretary of the Union which later result to some conflicts that very night.
In an interview with the eye witnesses yesterday night,we were able to gather up some information about the incident that happened between the man o'war and the Sug AGS.
He said, it all happened when the AGS was heading to the hostel with his girlfriend about some minutes to 10pm that night and was stopped by the CTO who was on his bike with an accomplice, he said the AGS was asked where he was heading to and he answered harshly which made the CTO to make a command that the Lady is not expected to be outside by that time and she should return back to the hostel, but the AGS responded harshly again saying who is he to ask her to go back, this later result to some exchange of abusive words between the two of them,he also added that the lady took to her heels when a call was made to the security post but was successfully caught by an officer and taken back to the spot of the conflict, he said the lady was locked (held by the chest) which made her rain insult on the officer and was later left alone.
He added that the AGS mentioned that "the man o'wars will soon be disbanded in the school and that they were not recognized in the campus.
Our reporter was an eye witness when the exchange of words at the security unit results to an exchange of blows between the AGS and a man o'war officer which the securities separated them,and the AGS with the lady were asked to put down their statements which they both refused to do so till the Sug President came by to settle the matter but both parties seems not satisfied after the comments and words of advice disseminated by the president, so he later asked the both parties with their evidences to meet at the security unit tomorrow after the Panel, and he left with his AGS instantly,
But a statement made by the President still left many astonished, he said "any Executive has equal rights to walk freely in the campus anytime" should it be so?

Reported By: Editor Lyrical
Posted By : Editor Chukwudi

FIGHT FOR POWER AND AUTHORITY :- POEM BY LYRICAL (THE TALKING PEN)

Fight For Power And Authority, Who Supersedes who ?
Poem By Lyrical(The Talking Pen)

The fight for power and authority
is what I think is  always a problem
in this century of ours,
I am this ,I am that
,I have power over this,authority over that
cannot take us anywhere but ZERO CORNER.
Patience is a scarce asset,
but always Good to have.
That is,when you choose to be patient when matter arises,
Let me tell you a bitter truth,
even if you are guilty of a matter,
you might end up being the VICTORIOUS ONE,
but when you choose to take things up
all because you have a power or authority,
or the master control of everything,
everyone, everywhere within you,
you will surely end up being the VILLAIN.

Truly God did not created us equal,
but just like a Frog,
one should always learn to adapt
to the whatsoever atmosphere one find himself.
Learn to be patient
because you cannot hold the master control
or power and authority for ever
because no champion reigns forever.
So think about tomorrow before you act
,because your gateman today
might end up being your boss tomorrow,
that is tomorrow is unpredictable
, and do not spoil your future
because of what you'll gain today.

If my words have anything to do with you,
instead of creating time for beefing
or looking for my downfall ,
why don't you utilize that leisure time
to mend those affected places in you..

Lyrical have said his own,
and MY PEN WILL ALWAYS CONTINUE TALKING!

WRITTEN BY : EDITOR LYRICAL
POSTED BY : EDITOR CHUKWUDI

BREAKING NEWS!!! THE MAN O' WAR NIGERIA, KWCOED COMMAND HAS DISMISSED AN OFFICER FOR PUBLIC MISCONDUCT

The man O' War Nigeria, the Kwara State College of Education Ilorin command has dismissed one of their officers today for public misconduct.
The dismissal was confirmed following a pasted letter at the boys hostel and some other places as being said by some students this evening.
The officer name withheld was said to have been using his power and authority as an officer to disturb the peace of the college,and also harassing students in the campus, the officer was said to have also harassed an SRC by beating him mercilessly saying he was rude to him.
The letter of dismissal that was pasted comprise of his initials (Names ,post and likes) and at the bottom was written that wherever he is seen claiming to be an officer or using any man o' war adornments (uniform, I.d card,and likes) he should be reported instantly to the numbers written below the letter.

Shocking!!! LIST OF STUDENTS CAUGHT FOR EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE IS OUT

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!

This is to bring to the notice of the entire students of Kwara state college of education Ilorin, that the under listed N.C.E. Students are hereby invited to appear before the students' disciplinary committee of the college on Wednesday, 5th April, 2017. By 9:00AM. For their alleged involvement in examination malpractice during the first semester examination of 2016/17. Any of these students who fails to appear before the committee may Lead to suspension or rustication.

From the speaker ; honourable Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale.