A CAT AND A TIGER WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ? Emirates vs Nupes..PART 1..BY EDITOR LYRICAL

Abeg my people wetin b d difference between a cat and a tiger if I may ask, well some go say difference dey while some go say difference no dey. To me no difference at all bcox a cat is partially a domestic animal likewise a wild animal, if u don live with yakubu (cat) b4 u go understand me wella.
Cat dey hunt wella likewise tiger too, tiger dey live inside Bush, cat self dey live if e don reach certain age nd size, person wey get am self go 1 kill am chop bcoz na African tiger e go b afterwards. The only difference wey I no wey dey b say tiger kolo pass cat gaani.
Na dis tori draw me go dis emirate people dem,dem mata just dey always make person kolo every time, na dem go criticize other people religion, trying to tell the public that Ilorin is an Islamic state, wetin dey do una self? 90% of all of the so called alfa and sheikh of una self na herbalist dem b, I can boldly say it any where most of them belong to one confraternity or the other, nd when they die, u c either ogboni or other cults coming to claim their corpse.
Just becoz some nupe people had their nupe day and decided to create awareness of the event by making a peaceful parade on the street, u all started making all sort of idiotic and barbaric,insinuating, nonsensical comments on social media,also going to the extent of accusing the whole students of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin bcoz since uve insult the 001 ,uve also slapped and awaken the whole students greviances,
Lemme tell u guys some facts u don't no, dis Ilorin is not an Islamic state likewise an Hausa land, Ilorin belongs to the yorubas If u will go back to the history of it emergence, afonja a typical Yoruba man was the one who made the place to come into existence before he seek the help of the stranger(alimi) who later betrayed him and got him killed, before turning the whole place to his.
Now let's move to the constitution, is it written anywhere in the constitution that Ilorin is an Islamic state or no other religion should be practiced in the state? Hell NO! It's not, there is freedom of religion in Nigeria constitution, so why discriminating some other people culture, even Allah subhana wa tahala says it in suratul kafirun, the last verse( lakum dini kum wal yedin) let them do theirs and we also do ours, not let's do ours nd discriminate theirs.
When u wan do ur emirate day wey all of una dey cause traffic jam for road with the horses una dey ride abt, who came out to discriminate una, but una come dey shout awuzubi one awuzubi two awuzubi three everywhere on social media saying people embracing their culture and even the college dent the image of Ilorin, dem no dey worship idol 4 Ilorin b4? Even till now some alfa get olugbohun, afose, paro nd likes 4 dia house, no b dis same Ilorin dem dey kidnap ppl with taxi/okada for eyenkorin,airport, agbo oba nd likes both at night and during the day nd u call it a holy city,dis same Ilorin na im dem hotel plenty o.. After Lagos state nd some eastern states na Ilorin hotel business plenty pass.
Instead of u looking into the matter of the family taking u all as a slave at all time all bcoz of a bag of rice and some little money u will finish within a blink of eye being given to u nd ur parents before, during and after election, that even his sister has began her campaign for 2019 which is certain that u all will still vote 4,u ar busy looking into another mans culture calling dem idol worshippers.
Eegun is totally different from igunu that is being showcased by the nupe people.
Eegun is a masquerade called alaagba, oje,or ara orun by d Yoruba ppl, eegun has a specific time that it can b showcased or seen outside and it's being worshipped, eegun at times will dance to entertain ppl,request 4 money in return of prayer nd usually the followers will b seen wit cane beating ppl without a reason,but igunu originated from the tapa ppl and is always used for entertainment during a festival or just to entertain pple and will b paid to perform magics, an igunu doesn't have a specific time it can be summoned anytime any day, and anywhere it's service is needed.
So pls emirates abeegi learn to av religious tolerance because this was how book haram started gradually.
The relationship and identicalness between the Ilorin ppl and boko haram would be excarlated in my next write up (cat and tiger what's the difference part two )

Written by:Editor Lyrical
Posted by: Editor Lyrical

BREAKING NEWS!!! SUG VERSUS MAN O'WAR..READ MORE

It has been a while that we've been hearing rumors about the man o'war office having grudges with the Sug office, which all our efforts in getting to the root of the matter prove abortive.
Yesterday night Proved the rumor to be true ,when the arrest of the Sug S.A MEDIA ALSO KNOWN AS THE Assistant General Secretary of the Union which later result to some conflicts that very night.
In an interview with the eye witnesses yesterday night,we were able to gather up some information about the incident that happened between the man o'war and the Sug AGS.
He said, it all happened when the AGS was heading to the hostel with his girlfriend about some minutes to 10pm that night and was stopped by the CTO who was on his bike with an accomplice, he said the AGS was asked where he was heading to and he answered harshly which made the CTO to make a command that the Lady is not expected to be outside by that time and she should return back to the hostel, but the AGS responded harshly again saying who is he to ask her to go back, this later result to some exchange of abusive words between the two of them,he also added that the lady took to her heels when a call was made to the security post but was successfully caught by an officer and taken back to the spot of the conflict, he said the lady was locked (held by the chest) which made her rain insult on the officer and was later left alone.
He added that the AGS mentioned that "the man o'wars will soon be disbanded in the school and that they were not recognized in the campus.
Our reporter was an eye witness when the exchange of words at the security unit results to an exchange of blows between the AGS and a man o'war officer which the securities separated them,and the AGS with the lady were asked to put down their statements which they both refused to do so till the Sug President came by to settle the matter but both parties seems not satisfied after the comments and words of advice disseminated by the president, so he later asked the both parties with their evidences to meet at the security unit tomorrow after the Panel, and he left with his AGS instantly,
But a statement made by the President still left many astonished, he said "any Executive has equal rights to walk freely in the campus anytime" should it be so?

Reported By: Editor Lyrical
Posted By : Editor Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS!!! THE MAN O' WAR NIGERIA, KWCOED COMMAND HAS DISMISSED AN OFFICER FOR PUBLIC MISCONDUCT

The man O' War Nigeria, the Kwara State College of Education Ilorin command has dismissed one of their officers today for public misconduct.
The dismissal was confirmed following a pasted letter at the boys hostel and some other places as being said by some students this evening.
The officer name withheld was said to have been using his power and authority as an officer to disturb the peace of the college,and also harassing students in the campus, the officer was said to have also harassed an SRC by beating him mercilessly saying he was rude to him.
The letter of dismissal that was pasted comprise of his initials (Names ,post and likes) and at the bottom was written that wherever he is seen claiming to be an officer or using any man o' war adornments (uniform, I.d card,and likes) he should be reported instantly to the numbers written below the letter.

Shocking!!! LIST OF STUDENTS CAUGHT FOR EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE IS OUT

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!

This is to bring to the notice of the entire students of Kwara state college of education Ilorin, that the under listed N.C.E. Students are hereby invited to appear before the students' disciplinary committee of the college on Wednesday, 5th April, 2017. By 9:00AM. For their alleged involvement in examination malpractice during the first semester examination of 2016/17. Any of these students who fails to appear before the committee may Lead to suspension or rustication.

From the speaker ; honourable Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale.

"SUFFERING AND SMILING" :- EDITOR CHUKWUDI

Even thou the students are not that okay in the campus due to unable to sit for exams and likes.. Our leaders can still boldly pose to show how happy they are concerning the status of the campus and the pains of the students.. Remembered Fela kuti's Song titled"Suffering and Smiling" the Leaders are smiling while their people are suffering, how many leaders can say amen to this prayer"may God reward me according to my handwork" hell no! None can claim the prayer because they all know their handworks are not clean at all. You will pledge while campaigning that you will serve the people, you will be after their welfarism but when later elected you neglect these people that brought you there. Remember the prophet words that says "the people who will suffer most in the day of judgement are the leaders that does not fulfil their pledge to their people and kept JEOPARDIZING them"
We are saying our leaders are bad,and corrupt but, did we check our selves well ? What are the things they are doing that we are also not avoiding,they are embezzling money, we do the same,they are engaging in one or the other corrupt activities, this is where they also start from, they started from the root (Tertiary institution) before getting to the top where they are now and that's the more reason why most of them always end up with ZERO ACHIEVEMENT after their tenure and leave a pile of DEBT for the coming administration to settle when they also attain that position.
Let's change for good and say NO TO CORRUPTION, EMBEZZLEMENT, FRAUD,RADICALISM AND LIKES, there is this quote I love to utter most times"TO DIE OR BE KILLED ON A RIGHTEOUS OR TRUTHFUL PATH IS BETTER THAN BEING KILLED OR DYING IN A DESTRUCTIVE OR FALSE PATH"
WOULD REST MY PEN HERE FOR NOW....

WRITTEN BY: EDITOR CHUKWUDI
POSTED BY: EDITOR CHUKWUDI

THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK IS AN ENEMY NOT A FRIEND:- AUTONOMOUS

The Man Behind The Mask Is A Foe Not A Friend

It seems our silence in this citadel has made us to be seen as nothing but a fool.why are we being enslaved and being maltreated by the idiotic agents of destruction called SUG most especially the GREEN SERPENT UNDER THE GREEN GRASS called MUZAMIL ALAGBEDE,A pretender who uses nothing as back up for his lies but the name of ALLAH(WALAHI TALAHI), whenever he is about to pour out his false agendas towards us that's when he do remember walahi talahi.
Firstly its the increament in our school fees yet you started telling lies that we are not paying for course forms again.Do you take us for a fool,we the students of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin we know what's going on we just decided to keep mute.do you think we don't know you asked the management to add the Money to our school fees in order to deceive yourself not us.
We played you promised us WiFi which only started working just few weeks ago and didn't even last 2 weeks what's the explanation for that.
Again you went ahead secretly to meet with the management to paste our results online and bill us without even asking for our opinions you proceeded to sign.if you were now summoned you will start behaving like you are not even aware of the situation at all before. Let me tell you alagbede or onirin is your name ,your secrete has been opened, the wind has blown and the fowl yanch has been revealed.
There is nothing you can tell us again that can convince us because we already know your true identity that you are nothing but a pretender.
You claim not to be a womanizer yet you were almost beaten while escorting a lady at night, those that are coming to your office for receipt are all giving one testimony or the other about your abuse to them and yet you are claiming a saint.. No wonder your are like a moringa tree or should I say a palm tree.. All our money has been used for buying gadgets in your lodge. You spending lavishly to the extent that from your lodge to the school shopping complex you can't work any more order than using the tricycle bought by sen.fagba.
Now again ,the first semester examination, look at the population of students admitted, look at the population we have now .students are now going back home that they can't move further,Nce 3 who are on t.p and are having one carry over or the other are now being denied doing the papers to the extent that some lecturers are filling malpractice form for them all because they went into the exam hall.what type of hawk are you that cannot pick a common chicken.
We already know the secrete behind it also , You were called to a meeting with the management and when issue of exam was raised you told them on behalf of you and your family not us that you all accept the management terms and conditions all because you know you are not paying for school fees. Must you now make life unbearable for the students, the same Was  the  one who advised bringing in CIDS because of those that will stage a protest. You and your executivea let me tell you something, the boy that stunned one of you and was arrested is just a tip of an ice bag,very soon we will come after you and your nape and vandalize them even you too will be beaten blue black. The money you embezzled also we heard about it but that's another story for another day.
Although we were not in school during Sen.Olosasa days but people made us know he has done well and we can see his impact very well,but you insha Allah your handwork would judge you by God's grace..
The idiot you took to Nans also we heard about it..that one that looks like a dummie. That cannot even construct a good sentenced. Just keep on driving the School vehicle as you deem fit until you get an accident.
I heard you always report those that antagonize your Government to your God fathers by Gods grace their offsprings will surely reap what their fathers has planted for the innocents.
And lastly Mr Press man do not amend, reduce,or add to every thing I sent you please. I still have more to say but that will be another day business..

Written by:Autonomous

Posted By : Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS !!! AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SUG PRESIDENT AND KWCOEDIL MANAGEMENT

A powerful write up was sent to my office this evening about the no school fees no exam policy

The school was doing things in  such a way DAT does not making sense by not render any help to the student in term of sitting for an examination such that no school fees payment no exam which has cause a lot of speed over for some of the NCE3 student and a lot of carry over for the NC2 & 1 student bcus all what they are doing they just intended to give all those student Carry over such that they know that is not easy to clear such that it will later end in speed over which will generate money for them.

Is it the student that suppose to carry the burden, when the Government doew Nt pay them. I know that they also know how tinx is it in the country some of the student in teaching practice have aim that before they resume they whould have go and find other school fees. Now college of education Ilorin have now become a distributor of carry over bcus of money they tarnish the image of most student b given them AB in the course they did and yet they said they must pay before they will b allowed to do it. BT we want them to know that God they oooooo and also the essence of the SUG we don't see it.just bcus during the session of Fagba, Osas and the recent one which is Gbodofu as the skull of science complained that they don't see his benefit yet there is distribution of AB and also student are allowed to do there exam until second semester. We know that we can protest but God is deer... I remain my humble self ANONYMOUS...

WRITTEN BY : ANONYMOUS
POSTED BY CHUKWUDI

BREAKING NEWS!!! KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN RELEASES SUSPENSION LISTS.. CLICK TO SEE MORE

The management of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin has released the list of students that have been on their wanted list and has been suspended from entering the school campus.
However these students names have been pasted a while ago, in which the management instructed that they should come honourably to the Students affairs unit to clear themselves but however it seems none of them dare showed their face which resulted to their suspension and admission termination.
The students suspended are from different combinations which includes:
Primary Education
Business education
Physical and health education
Social studies (DM)
Computer science. Etc...
Also the students suspended comprises currently 200 level,300 level,and graduated students of last section...
Their fates remained unknown to no one as at now..
A sample of the suspended students list is shown below and pasted at the registry building..
More details coming soon.......

Reported by: Editor Chukwudi

Posted by: Editor Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS!!! HOSTELITE ARRESTED FOR STEALING AND BREAKING THE HOSTEL RULES.. CLICK TO READ MORE

HOSTELITE ARRESTED FOR STEALING AND BREAKING THE HOSTEL RULES

TUESDAY, 7TH, FEBRUARY, 2017

12:45 PM

A guy name and department withheld has been nabbed by the Kwara State College of Education Ilorin Man'o war officials today, he was said and confirmed to have stolen a friend's tecno Android Fone last week and confirmed to have already sold it away.
He was said to have helped his friend to charge the Fone in his own room last week,and when the friend came around for his Fone ,he told him to check back that he is busy with his lady inside his room,the friend had to go and later checked back then he was told his Fone was no where to be found.
A man'o war officer told our correspondence that his case was handed over to him by the Security units because this is not his first time of handling such cases successfully. He said he had been on the case since last week trying to be nice with the guy but the guy kept raining curses that if he is the one who stole the Fone "thunder should strike him" and some other type of curses, he added that "even our Oga at the headquarters came here last week and found him locked up then try to interrogate him maybe he will say the truth but he didn't open up. And since then he had been trailing him until today when his cover was blown when he brought brought out a hot pressing iron to be used on him, that was when he started talking that he had given the Fone to a friend of his brother, after being tutcured  ,he said it's with his brother then our reporter confirmed him saying the Fone has been sold in challenge, then at last he said he sold it to his course mate. Which he said he doesn't know his name.
The man'o war officers said if the links he is providing are all lies, he would be transferred to the police station instantly.

Reported by: Editor Lyrical(Talking Pen)
Posted By: Editor Chukwudi

AMAZING!!! KWCOED ILORIN SUG PRESIDENT ROBBED IN THE SCHOOL

AMAZING!!! THE SUG PRESIDENT OF KWCOED ILORIN ROBBED IN THE SCHOOL.

it's was so Amazing to the students of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin most especially the hostelites yesterday night when an hostelite came to inform everyone that the Sug President has just been robbed along with his girlfriend around the school CHAPEL vicinity, and valuables like Fone and some other things were collected from them, also added that his girlfriend was beaten and strangled before they fled away.
The Sug President also explained that the lady came to visit him and he was on his way seeing her off that night around 8:45 pm when the unknown guys suspected to be cultists or hooligans from Opeyemi street emerged from the bush nearby and slapped the girl from behind and also started beating her also strangling her before he tried to help then they took away some belongings and fled away instantly.
So he tried to calm the girl and later escort her home then came to inform his executives living at the hostel, gradually the news got to a year two student who came to shaaba hostel to inform everyone, and instantly the president said he has called a brother of his living nearby and have informed him about the issue.
Our reporter followed them to the scene of the incident where the lady's footwear was found beside the bush where she was rough handled.
All the explanation that was given yesterday simply states that the lady was their main target and also don't think the visitors knew the person accompanying the lady was the Sug President. Supposing they had known it might have been two sides we think, one ,they lady might be pardoned and some little change(money) might be requested from him, and on the other side, he might be beaten and also injured.
But all the same we thank God the casualty is not much.
We urge the concerned office to look into the security of that area because we learnt some Christian students were residing in that area which some are females.

Reported by: Editor Lyrical

Posted by: Chukwudi

NEWS FLASH!! OPEN LETTER FROM A STUDENT TO THE GOVERNOR OF KWARA STATE,MANAGEMENT OF KWCOEDIL,SUG PRESIDENT AND THE SPEAKER

THE MANAGEMENT, SRC, AND THE SUG BODY SHOULD LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIE...-KWCOEDIL STUDENTS

Following the rumor of the online result checking , and the response brought back to the students that the money has been reduced to 300 naira and the CITC unit will be the one in charge of the results ,and also that the result will be sent to individuals HOUs office for collection.
  The students of Kwara State College Of Education Ilorin has agitated that they are not willing and not going to pay a dime for the results which is their right, so why should they be paying for what they ought to receive freely? After all they’ve paid for it.

A student name withheld when interviewed said “i have paid for this year school fees but to my surprise when I went to check my result, firstly, the price hasn’t been reduced.

Secondly, some courses were not included in the result I checked, which no explanation has been given as to why some courses are excluded, maybe it was intentionally excluded or typographical error.

Again let’s take UNILORIN for instance when their results is being uploaded, they always have the freedom to check it freely online then can later be paid for when ready to print it out, so why should we have to pay before we can see our result? although according to a quote which says “if education is too expensive, why don’t you try ignorance ?” but I will want us to know that all fingers are not equal, but as things seems to be now, it seems The governor abdulfatahi,the management,the SUG,and SRC is now making and modeling it to be an institution for the RICH only, they don’t want we the offspring of the poor to study further anymore,
at first it’s the HIKE IN SCHOOL FEES, which we were told a WIFI CONNECTION will be installed in the school vicinity, please this is almost the THIRD MONTH and we haven’t seen anything yet, do you think we are fools or little children that can be enticed with AKARA just to collect Honey from us?

The SUG president and speaker are also claiming not knowing anything, where in all institutions is something being implemented without at least the SUG president consent, Mr president we don’t buy that lie at all.

Let me tell you something we are already a WOUNDED LION, since our school fee has been increased and you are now trying to rub SALT ON OUR WOUNDS with these result issues,

MANAGEMENT, SUG, AND SRCs, YOU BETTER LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIE, AND DON’T WAKE THE BEAST IN US.

The Speaker also tricked us saying we should calm down, they will talk with the management, if you and the SUG president cannot get the JOB DONE, WE WILL TAKE IT UP,
based on the ALUTA ANTHEM, WE HAVE MADE CONSULTATION AND NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE, WE HAVE ALSO DONE OUR CONSOLIDATION, YET NO POSITIVE RESULT, MAYBE BY THE TIME WE START THE CONFRONTATION WE WILL GET THE POSITIVE RESULT…JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE STUDENTS ARE AFTER YOU.

Will want the SUG President and Mr. Speaker to look into this matter ASAP!

REPORTED BY: ADEKUNLE AJASIN (REP)

POSTED BY: CHUKWUDI

WHAT A SUCCESS FILLED AND RIOT FREE MATRICULATION DAY AT KWCOED ILORIN TODAY!

WHAT A SUCCESS FILLED AND RIOT FREE MATRICULATION DAY IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN.

It was really an amazing and a dream come true matter today at Kwara State College of Education Ilorin campus before, during and after the new intakes matriculation day.

The event kicked off at exactly 10:30am today at the school hall 2 building, the students already filled the hall to the extent that,the hall could no longer accommodate any more students again. The securities started stopping the students from going in so that the hall would not be overcrowded.
The program kicked off exactly at 10:30am upon the arrival of the school Provost and some other Professors in the college. Our reporter was denied entering the hall at first by the school securities but after series of explanations and presentation of his press card he was allowed in. The National anthem was recited, followed by the opening speech and words of advice to the students. Thankfully the event went well with no casualties recorded.
The casualties recorded so far isn't much and critical, although even as tough as the security in the campus is today some hoodlums still manage to find their way in successfully with the help of their gangs that are in school, some were from Kwara State Polytechnic, while some are from places like Federal Polytechnic offa, college of Education oro, lafiagi,Kwasu malete and so on but thank God their planned attacks were foiled and aborted because the police kept parading and spotting them in their hideouts.
Also a guy was arrested by the man'o war securities this early morning suspected to be among those that smuggled their way in to destroy the peace of the school and was taken to an unknown destination.
Also another casualty that was observed was that of the students Union and Students representative councils engaging in some kind of violent act with the chairman of the photographers invited to take students pictures in the school today an also a photographer was reportedly to have intended to box an SRC executive when he tried to seize his camera.
The police later came to the scene to arrest the fighters and took them down to the security unit, the speaker of the school was seen dramatizing that his SRC must not be locked up, so he made a call to the sug President who later joined them then went to the security unit to get the SRC out.
When we interviewed an SUG exco about the incident, he said ,the man refused to purchase a pass/receipt meant for people who came to take photographs for students which caused the Honorable to forcefully collect his camera which he wasn't ready to release to him that was the reason for the commotion between them.

We later interviewed the speaker of the school,hon.Abdullahi Ahmed bolakale he said we have done a meeting with them yesterday and we reached an agreement that they will be issued a pass/ticket to cover them up and we promised not to allow any outsider come in to work but them, only for us to arrive now and we were being told another story most especially by the chairman (Bob shege) that we will be settled in two days time, just listen to that. We only asked them to pay a sum of 300naira only then a receipt to cover them up will be issued. But some complied while some refused so I asked the SRCs to start seizing cameras starting from the chairman himself. He was reportedly said to have slapped the SRC which arouse the anger of others and the students also and started beating him up before the police who were nearby interference.
Apart from all these, the matriculation was nothing but a total riot free and success filled one and series of Kudos to the Students Unions and Students Representative councils sen.Muzamil Alagbede and Hon.Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale led for their efforts to make it be that way.
Kudos to the Man'o war securities also for stopping students at the school gate for checking in and asking ladies with too much make ups and indecent dressings to go back/rob their lips off at the gate before going in. Also to the Policemen who kept parading the campus and making it a hell to stay for the people who came to disturb the peace of the college.
On behalf of the whole Campusechoe Editors, we are saying happy matriculation day to the Freshers.
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Written by: Chukwudi

Posted by: Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS!!! SHINE YOUR FACE! THEY ARE NOW IN SCHOOL AHEAD OF MATRICULATION DAY

STUDENTS SHINE YOUR FACE! THEY ARE NOW IN SCHOOL AHEAD OF MATRICULATION DAY

Yesterday evening would have been dramatic and a violence one supposing the alutanist and the school securities hadn't been hinted concerning the entrance of some suspected cult members which were believed to be on the TOP OF THE SCHOOL MOST WANTED LIST,They were reported to have been visiting each president office requesting for money and some other items, also challenging some students of the college illegally mostly ladies.
A source also said that,they were said to have be in two groups and were about to cause a riot in the school but successfully repelled by the ALUTANIST AND THE SCHOOL SECURITIES and have
Arrested and taken away to an unknown destination which we can't say precisely, the rest of the group has been reported to have fled away when some of them has been arrested and a lady also was reportedly to be arrested with them, due to the leader of the gang's statement that they were in the school to see the lady.
They were said to have come with a car to the school which was parked along ART AND SOCIAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT and their car tyres has been flattered so that it wouldn't be moved from there. Students make sure you are very security conscious of your immediate surroundings, make sure you report any suspicious movements or activities around you, don't hesitate to call these numbers: 08129418319,
08094839419,
08149794300,
08137214718,
07068118042,
08034291645.
And your call will be answered ASAP.

Below is the picture of the vehicle they brought in.
My question is how did they came in without the school securities at the gate notice because they are well know HOODLUMS.
I think our SECURITY CHANNELS SHOULD BE NEATLY AND THOROUGHLY OBSERVED!

WRITTEN BY : CHUKWUDI
POSTED BY : CHUKWUDI

BREAKING NEWS!!! SHEKONI BOYS HOSTEL ON FIRE!!

SHEKONI BOYS HOSTEL CAUGHT FIRE THIS AFTERNOON.

Monday, 26Th Of December, 2016.

It was amazing and beyond every hostelites IMAGINATION when a shekoni hostelite observed that SMOKE WAS GUSHING OUT IN AN UNCONTROLLABLE MANNER FROM SHEKONI BOYS HOSTEL ROOM 2, THIS AFTERNOON.

The observer name withheld said' I was just washing my clothes and later was about to spread them when I noticed the smoke coming out, then I decided to call my colleagues who were around, we don't have water in our tank so we decided to go to shaaba, so the portals (Mrs Fatimoh and Baba Akanbi) asked us what went wrong and we explained instantly the shaaba hostelites most especially a man o war guy also came to our rescue, the portals order for the breaking of the room lock which we did and thank God, no body is accommodating the room, so the man o war guy broke a ceiling in order to penetrate to the roof and people started bringing him water from the portals lodge and their respective rooms,which we thank God we were able to quench/stop the smoke. The portals called Mr Wale at student affairs to inform him about the incident.
Reasons for the fire is unknown to anyone but different people are saying their point of view, some said "IT'S ELECTRICITY WHILE SOME SAID NO NEPA HAS TAKEN THE LIGHT SINCE 9AM ,ANOTHER PERSON SAID MAYBE IT'S SOME BURNT PARTICLES OF BUSH BEING BURNT NEARBY THAT CAUSED IT, AND SOME ARE SAYING GOD KNOWS BEST....

REPORTED BY: LYRICAL
POSTULATED BY: CHUKWUDI

NEWS FLASH! WE ARE SENATORS AND SHOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED BY COMRADES - UNITS PRESIDENTS .READ AND COMMENT

WE ARE SENATORS AND SHOULDN'T BE EMBARASSED BY COMRADES IN THE SCHOOL - UNITS PRESIDENTS

THURSDAY,22ND, DECEMBER, 2016

Kasala burst at the BSA office yesterday evening, following the commotion that happened in the BSA office that Noon which involves some misunderstandings that happened between them which we were unable to penetrate into the matter.
It all happened when the UPDFs (UNITS PRESIDENTS DEVELOPMENTAL FORUM) in which the BSA president is also a key member were having their meeting, but the BSA President wasn't on sit with them, the chairman during an interview said "I personally called his line times without numbers but he isn't picking up, then I sent three senators to go and informed him that his presence is needed ASAP because we want to conduct an election, but the senators returned to say the BSA President is also in a meeting with his executives which was the reason he hasn't joined us,but after waiting to no avail , we all decided to pay him a visit so that he could hasten up, but to our surprise we were COUNTERED BY THE BSA EXECUTIVES CLAIMING WE WERE THERE TO DISORGANIZED THEIR MEETING, this really sadden us and we were really embarrassed by the way we were challenged, most especially their CHIEF WHIP AND SRC1, but thank God everything has been resolved and we are all at peace again.
The SRC1 also spoked with our correspondence saying"at first I wasn't the one who challenged them but when they came in and a senator BANGED THE TABLE TO CREATE A NOISY ATMOSPHERE, THAT WAS WHY I ALSO GOT ANGRY AND ACT THAT WAY. but to make peace reign I have apologized to the chairman and also will be in their next meeting to apologize to the whole senators also.
The BSA President himself explained that "I am very sorry for the way my executives challenged my fellow senators, like seriously, I don't think they all know them and as we all know how painful it is when we are conducting a meeting and a stranger comes in, but assuming my chief whip have discharged his duty as he has supposed to the rift wouldn't have happened that way but we thank God both parties have accepted blames and seek apologies from each other although I was told that the senators requested that I come with all my ecxos most especially my SRC 1 and CHIEF WHIP and I have accepted that an promised to do that.
Although our correspondence was challenged taking pictures but successfully took some.

Written By: Chukwudi
Postulated By:Chukwudi

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN, (PART 2) THE BOYS HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN, (PART 2) THE BOYS HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

As we have discussed in our last episode of this interesting article, Insecurity is at the high level of intolerance in the campus and we've talked a bit about the LADIES HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY AND NOW WE WILL TALK ABOUT THE BOYS HOSTEL SIDE.

THE BOYS HOSTEL! THE BOYS HOSTEL!! THE BOYS HOSTEL!!! A place where mothers will come and start shaking heads in SYMPATHY that, is this where my child wants to leave? A place where passersby would ask themselves' is this a PRISON YARD OR CONDEMNED BUILDING'
That's the statement being muttered by a student residing on the hostel.
We have two boys hostel in this school since my own arrival o, This one that am leaving is where they call SHEKONI HOSTEL and the other one over there is called SHAABA.here is the interview between our reporter and a student.

ECHOE: FOR HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE SIR?
STUDENT 1: Haaa O ti pe gaan o,(its been long) have been living here since my year one and thank God my days are numbered am now a 300 level student.
ECHOE: SINCE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING HERE, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING AND YOU THINK IT'S NOT OKAY?
STUDENT 1: Haa Oga mi, o po gaan but maa so die nibe funyin,(Haa it's much but I will tell you a little bit of it) Come and take a look at our surrounding, everywhere is just bushy, both outside and inside, even at times we are always afraid to step out at night because of snakes. And most students living in this area are IJMB students who always go out at night to study in class, also another problem is that since the past few months we have been in darkness in this part of the hostel. No light at all ,only about 3 rooms are having light others will have to visit their friends in shaaba before they can charge their Fone and lamps.
STUDENT 2: The only thing I can say they help us with is water which we do go to chapel before getting before but help us tell them that they should help us oooo.

ECHOE: SINCE ALL THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING, WHO HAVE YOU BEEN REPORTING THE ISSUES TO ?
STUDENT 1: We have been reporting some to the Hostel Portals who told us they have been writing series of letters to the Students affairs units but all to no avail, and the provost have been coming here times without numbers at times with some people but nothing has been done. But since you are here now we implore you to help tell them our problems.

Then we moved to The other Hostel too where we also talked with the habitants.
We were also told several things like NO GOOD TOILETS and KILLING OF SNAKES has also been their well known occupation now,we were also told that there is NO ADEQUATE SECURITY BOTH AT NIGHT AND DAYLIGHT, A student said there was a time the OPC people came to HARASS THE HOSTELITES, CHASING THEM ALL WITH CHARMS AND CUTLASS WHILE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN THE EVENING BESIDE THE HOSTEL, Also they also complained about the BUSH AROUND THE HOSTEL TOO, and also said SOME GUYS SUSPECTED TO BE CULTISTS CAME TO THE HOSTEL SOMETIME AGO THIS YEAR TO BEAT UP A YEAR TWO STUDENT IN HIS HOSTEL ROOM,EVEN THE MAN O WAR PEOPLE DID NOTING.
We implore the offices responsible for these people welfarism and security to please arise to their call...

Next on our discussion list is the Bursary, Registry Unit..Stay Tuned!!!

Written By: Chukwudi
Postulated By: Chukwudi

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE! SAYS S.KALLAH

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE :S.KALLAH

FRIDAY, 16TH, DECEMBER, 2016

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE is the anthem being chanted by the STUDENTS UNION SOCIAL DIRECTOR popularly known as S.KALLAH this morning.
S.kallah was recently said to have been LOCKED UP AT THE SECURITY UNITS yesterday after series of ALLEGATIONS PUT AGAINST HIM BY THE SUG PRESIDENT AT THE SECURITY UNIT.
Today he approached one of the hostel staffs, MRS FATIMAH challenging her that she was said to have been the one who reported him to the Sug President that he and the others occupying the Sug lodge in the hostel are engaging in some ILLEGAL ACTIONS IN THE HOSTEL, of which includes: RAPING OF FEMALE STUDENTS, SMOKING MARIJUANA, DRINKING OF ALCOHOLS AND EVEN WENT TO THE EXTREME OF DAMAGING THE PIPE OF THE BOREHOLE WATER IN THE HOSTEL, AND ALSO CHALLENGING THE SUG PRESIDENT THAT THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. He (s.kallah) insisted that Mrs fatimah should please follow him to the security unit to Clear herself of the allegation that she was the one who reported them to the Sug President.
He added that he was even denied saying his own part of the story at the security unit but was just told by the C.S.O that he should be quiet then asked to put down statements then afterwards he was LOCKED UP.

Mrs fatimah was also annoyed that such thing was said against her and she angrily explained that" THAT YEYE BOY (ALAGBEDE) IS NOT OKAY AT ALL, YOU HAVEN'T HAD A LEADER YET, BECAUSE A LEADER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE THAT WAY HE IS BEHAVING.
SHE SAID"HE CAME HERE 2DAYS AGO AND MET ME AND MR AKANBI ONLY, THEN HE STARTED TALKING IN A COMMAND TONE AS IF HE WAS OUR EMPLOYER, TELLING US HE COMMAND US TO GO AND LOCK THE SUG LODGE NOW! I WAS FLAGABASTED THAT WHO ARE YOU TO COMMAND ME ? I LATER TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVE ROOMS IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
MR.AKANBI EVEN FOLLOWED HIM I THINK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I TALKED TO HIM WHICH I LATER SCOLDED HIM FOR DOING THAT.
HE LATER CAME YESTERDAY TO SEE BABA AGBA ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHICH BABA AGBA EVEN LAMBASTED HIM HERE IN HIS OFFICE AND HE PROSTRATED THEN APOLOGIZED. THEN HE TABLED THE REASONS FOR HIS WANTING TO LOCK THE ROOM WHICH BABA STILL TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNITS THEN I THINK HE LATER CAME WITH A SECURITY TO DO THAT HIMSELF, SO WHY WOULD HE GET TO THE SECURITY UNIT AND START ROPING ME?

S.KALLAH also added that he even ROPED HIM THAT HE IS THE ONE GIVING IJMB STUDENTS MORALE TO ALWAYS STAY AT THE ISC LAB THAT HAS BEEN PROHIBITED FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY DO STAY THERE TOGETHER.

A MAN O WAR GUY WHO WAS AT THE SCENE ALSO CONFIRMED THAT HE REQUESTED THAT AN SUG EXCO SHOULD ALWAYS GO WITH THEM WHENEVER THEY WANT TO GO AND CHASE THEM AWAY FROM THE ISC LAB INTO THEIR HOSTEL ROOMS ,SO HE SAID S.KALLAH AND A GUY WERE THE ONES WHO VOLUNTEERED THEMSELVES AND HAVE BEEN ALWAYS GOING WITH THEM.

S.KALLAH JUST KEPT MUTTERING THE STATEMENT "EMI NI MUSE TI MOLE, O TUN WA PARO MO MI, MO SESE MA WA BERE GBOGBO NKAN TO NI MO NSE NI BAYII" (I AM THE ONE MUSE LOCKED UP AND EVEN ROPED, I WILL NOW START DOING THOSE THINGS HE LIED THAT I DID NOW)

MRS FATIMAH AND A SECURITY OFFICIAL ADVISED HIM THEN NOT TO DO THAT BUT RATHER CONTINUE HIS SINCERE WAYS, MRS FATIMAH ALSO SAID WHEN BABA AGBA COMES ,SHE WILL MAKE SURE SHE GOES TO  THE SECURITY UNIT TO CLEAR HERSELF.

WE EXPECTING A REPLY FROM THE SUG PRESIDENT CONCERNING ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS

SOURCE: OLOFOFO

WRITTEN BY: CHUKWUDI
POSTULATED BY: CHUKWUDI

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN CAMPUS.(PART 1) THE LADIES HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN CAMPUS.(PART 1) THE LADIES HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

It has been brought to our notice that the school is no longer safe for the students welfarism at all.
The problems occurring ranges from the ladies hostel which I think should be well camped and should be highly secured because they are flexible beings. The hostel is no longer a SAFE HEAVEN for the students but an HETEROGENEOUS HELL for them,an hostelite while speaking with our correspondent reportedly said" our hostel is full of shame,even the day a relative came to deliver some foodstuffs to me , she refused to stay over the night but rather went to lodge in a hotel till the next day saying a MARKET SQUARE IS BETTER OFF OUR HOSTEL" another students said "The provost of the school have been here times without number with sympathy and kept making UNFULFILLED PROMISES to us,also THAT ONE THAT CALLED HIMSELF THE SUG PRESIDENT AND HIS FELLOW EXCOS have been coming here times without number, the last time we were visited, we were told to choose EITHER THE FALLEN FENCE OR ELECTRICITY and out of the curiosity to have light we requested for light which was really done, but the fence still remained unattended to.. Another student said" KILLING OF SNAKES,BEING VISITED BY AN ALLIGATOR, AND SOME UNINVITED GUEST (GUYS) FROM SAWMILL GARAGE AREA WHO ALWAYS COME TO PACK EMPTY CANS OF DRINKS AND SOME OTHER METALLIC OBJECTS,AND SOME ALWAYS COME TO LOOK AT THEIR NUDITY.
They also complained that some big men are coming into the school compound to pick the students lodging at the hostel at night and the security personnel are not challenging them after being given some TIPS(BRIBE).
And lastly we were informed that some lecturers are also staying back at night and abusing students in their offices after the school Hours.
We were also tipped that some IJMB STUDENTS HAVE WENT MISSING SINCE LAST WEEK AFTER ATTENDING SOME NIGHT PARTY WHICH THEY NEVER RETURNED..
The CONCERNED OFFICES are hereby implored by the students to please look into consideration their welfarism and security..

Next on the discussion list is the Boys hostel views on the insecurity of the college... Stay tuned !!!

Written by: Chukwudi
Postulated by: Chukwudi