We Are Here To Update You All With Happenings! In and Outside The Campus
Report just reaching us that some cafes outside the school gate has been set ablaze by some unknown people tonight. A lot of property like computer systems and other things were believed to have been destroyed by the fire.
More details will be uploaded tomorrow.
Reported by a Student
Posted by: Chukwudi
OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!
This is to notify all the students of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin. (BEST WITH EXPERIENCE INSTITUTION).That the amount of our results checking is now three hundred naira(#300) Including one hundred naira for cafe service it now account to four hundred naira(#400). Please try as much as possible to be vigilant because some cafes may want to exhaust you with the aim that you are ignorant in their work, please my fellow students don't allow cheating and corruption in our campus. Though we can't maintain absolute justice but bear with this fair justice we are maintaining.
FROM THE SPEAKER, hon. Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale.
POSTED BY : CHUKWUDI
IJMB STUDENTS NOW USING CHEMISTRY LAB AS COUPLES MEETING POINT AT NIGHT :-VIGILANTES
The rate at which the arrant behaviors of the IJMB students of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin Is going is becoming alarming.
The IJMB students of 13/14,14/15 are the most serious ones have ever seen, you will see them during the day reading, afternoon relaxing and preparing for the night, when night comes nko? Their books would be piled up like that of a FINAL YEAR STUDENT STUDYING FOR EXAM, I saw a text book with one of them asking him maybe its a dictionary, I was amazed when he said no its chemistry text book.
These set am talking about will buy bulb and fix the IJMB LECTURE ROOMS LIGHT for their night classes, and no casualties has been recorded till their exit in the school.
These set am talking about are the ones that always wake up the regular nce in the morning when coming back from night class,you can hardly see them playing ball or hanging out in the evening or weekends. And I could vividly remember that it was this very set a guy's GP was calculated to be 5.0!
Now let's talk about this very new set of IJMB! Their guys are mannerless and has the nonchalant attitude, even some of them are into hard drugs,they were said to have been relying on examination malpractices which is very wrong.
Their schedule always goes thus both on weekdays and weekends: morning as early as 8am they start playing football, after their football game they go for afternoon classes at times or go in to sleep then during the afternoon and evenings, you see them around the CHEMISTRY LAB/BIOLOGY LAB hanging out with their ladies, if you are a first timer in the campus you would hardly believe that area is not an hotel where ladies stand beside the road with their customers.
They are always in two a male and a female, the area has now been converted to a COUPLES MEETING POINT BY THE IJMB STUDENTS EACH EVENING AND NIGHT.
Instead of going for night classes,that very area is their night class, we were made to understand that, they do engage in s**ual activities right in that premises.
What the hell is this world at large turning into?
The vigilantes watching the school also said they were not able to discharge their duties because of these students because when they apprehend anyone in the school premises at night, his/her response is always that I am an IJMB student.
They also added that they have reported them to the man o war officials who do chase them in before but they don't know what is happening these days why the man o wars are not working again.
The ladies are said to always attend night parties which do result in kidnapping of some of them.
Some were always found hanging out with older men old enough to be their father coming to pick them in the school at night with big cars and the securities at the gate are not stopping them when coming in or going out.
We urge the school management to do something about it.
Written by: Editor Chukwudi
Posted By :Editor chukwudi
AMAZING!!! THE SUG PRESIDENT OF KWCOED ILORIN ROBBED IN THE SCHOOL.
it's was so Amazing to the students of Kwara State College of Education Ilorin most especially the hostelites yesterday night when an hostelite came to inform everyone that the Sug President has just been robbed along with his girlfriend around the school CHAPEL vicinity, and valuables like Fone and some other things were collected from them, also added that his girlfriend was beaten and strangled before they fled away.
The Sug President also explained that the lady came to visit him and he was on his way seeing her off that night around 8:45 pm when the unknown guys suspected to be cultists or hooligans from Opeyemi street emerged from the bush nearby and slapped the girl from behind and also started beating her also strangling her before he tried to help then they took away some belongings and fled away instantly.
So he tried to calm the girl and later escort her home then came to inform his executives living at the hostel, gradually the news got to a year two student who came to shaaba hostel to inform everyone, and instantly the president said he has called a brother of his living nearby and have informed him about the issue.
Our reporter followed them to the scene of the incident where the lady's footwear was found beside the bush where she was rough handled.
All the explanation that was given yesterday simply states that the lady was their main target and also don't think the visitors knew the person accompanying the lady was the Sug President. Supposing they had known it might have been two sides we think, one ,they lady might be pardoned and some little change(money) might be requested from him, and on the other side, he might be beaten and also injured.
But all the same we thank God the casualty is not much.
We urge the concerned office to look into the security of that area because we learnt some Christian students were residing in that area which some are females.
Reported by: Editor Lyrical
Posted by: Chukwudi
THE MANAGEMENT, SRC, AND THE SUG BODY SHOULD LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIE...-KWCOEDIL STUDENTS
Following the rumor of the online result checking , and the response brought back to the students that the money has been reduced to 300 naira and the CITC unit will be the one in charge of the results ,and also that the result will be sent to individuals HOUs office for collection.
The students of Kwara State College Of Education Ilorin has agitated that they are not willing and not going to pay a dime for the results which is their right, so why should they be paying for what they ought to receive freely? After all they’ve paid for it.
A student name withheld when interviewed said “i have paid for this year school fees but to my surprise when I went to check my result, firstly, the price hasn’t been reduced.
Secondly, some courses were not included in the result I checked, which no explanation has been given as to why some courses are excluded, maybe it was intentionally excluded or typographical error.
Again let’s take UNILORIN for instance when their results is being uploaded, they always have the freedom to check it freely online then can later be paid for when ready to print it out, so why should we have to pay before we can see our result? although according to a quote which says “if education is too expensive, why don’t you try ignorance ?” but I will want us to know that all fingers are not equal, but as things seems to be now, it seems The governor abdulfatahi,the management,the SUG,and SRC is now making and modeling it to be an institution for the RICH only, they don’t want we the offspring of the poor to study further anymore,
at first it’s the HIKE IN SCHOOL FEES, which we were told a WIFI CONNECTION will be installed in the school vicinity, please this is almost the THIRD MONTH and we haven’t seen anything yet, do you think we are fools or little children that can be enticed with AKARA just to collect Honey from us?
The SUG president and speaker are also claiming not knowing anything, where in all institutions is something being implemented without at least the SUG president consent, Mr president we don’t buy that lie at all.
Let me tell you something we are already a WOUNDED LION, since our school fee has been increased and you are now trying to rub SALT ON OUR WOUNDS with these result issues,
MANAGEMENT, SUG, AND SRCs, YOU BETTER LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIE, AND DON’T WAKE THE BEAST IN US.
The Speaker also tricked us saying we should calm down, they will talk with the management, if you and the SUG president cannot get the JOB DONE, WE WILL TAKE IT UP,
based on the ALUTA ANTHEM, WE HAVE MADE CONSULTATION AND NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE, WE HAVE ALSO DONE OUR CONSOLIDATION, YET NO POSITIVE RESULT, MAYBE BY THE TIME WE START THE CONFRONTATION WE WILL GET THE POSITIVE RESULT…JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE STUDENTS ARE AFTER YOU.
Will want the SUG President and Mr. Speaker to look into this matter ASAP!
REPORTED BY: ADEKUNLE AJASIN (REP)
POSTED BY: CHUKWUDI
RIDDLES! RIDDLES!! RIDDLES!!!
Q1 : A Father offered a gift to his Daughter and told her.........
i. If you feel hungry, you may eat it.
ii. If you feel thirsty, you may drink it.
iii. If you feel cold, you may burn it.
So, what is that gift d father presented to his daughter ?
Your Ans :
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Q2 : There is an item / object which .........
i. If it is dry, it weighs 2 kgs.
ii. If it is wet, it weighs 1 kg.
iii. If it is burned, it weighs 3 kgs.
Your Ans :
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Q3 : What is it that comes :
i. Once in a year.
ii. Twice in a month.
iii. Four times in a week.
iv. Six times in a day.
Your Ans :
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A SPECIAL REWARD FOR ANYONE THAT GOT IT CORRECT..
SUBMITTED BY: EDITOR LYRICAL
POSTED BY : EDITOR CHUKWUDI
FACTS ABOUT LIFE
1. Your shoes are easily noticed by people so wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years. Therefore reduce how long you sit.
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.
16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.
23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything.
30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'
37. What other people think of you is none of your business.
38. Time heals everything.
39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.
43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
Posted By: Editor Lyrical
Man reportedly loses N4m in MMM, claims it has destroyed his family
Following the supposed crash of the MMM Ponzi scheme, a family have lamented the losses the scheme has brought upon his family.
According to a man identified as Osakpamwan Amieomwanghi, the sudden crash of the Mavrodi Mundial Moneybox (MMM) Ponzi scheme, has brought his family nothing but sadness and pain.
Amieomwanghi said the peace and love that once dwelled in his family evaporated after they (him and his two sons) lost the N4m they had 'invested' in the scheme.
59-year-old Amieomwanghi who lives at the Evbuotubu community in the Egor Local Government Area of Edo State, said he had pledged N2million into six different accounts in November 2016, but is yet to receive his money back.
According to him, he had heard about the scheme in September, and had initially refused to join in, but he was forced to change his mind after one of his close friends received a profit of N1.4million after investing N4million in one month.
He claims he decided to put his money because he had planned to expand his provisions business and to have a grand Christmas celebration with his family. Unfortunately for him, MMM 'took a break' in December 2016, with plans to resume operations in January 2017.
According to Mr. Amieomwanghi, he used to have a flourishing business in a popular market in Benin City and was the envy of his friends till he put his entire capital into MMM.
He also narrated how he persuaded two of his sons to invest N1m each in the scheme, which they did just two weeks before MMM crashed.
Amieomwanghi said:
“Three of the account owners that I paid to were calling me, as if the scheme was about to crash. I was running around because the system gave me 48 hours to make all the payments. At a particular point, l wanted to pull out and let them block me from participating in the scheme, but l didn’t listen to myself. I was carried away with the N700, 000 gain that l was supposed to have made within one month.
“It is painful because that was virtually all the money – capital and profit – that l had. Watching it going down the drain has been giving me sleepless nights. I have become a prayer warrior for the scheme not to crash, as many had forecast. Waiting for January 14 was like waiting forever. I can’t remember how many nights I couldn’t sleep because of the money. I am not a better and l hate betting, but l can’t explain how l fell into this.
l wanted to risk it only once and stop. I am praying that it bounces back, and once l get my money, l am off. I am begging my children to forgive me and to understand that my intention was to make them financially better. If I had suspected that the operators would suspend people’s accounts that soon, l wouldn’t have put one naira into it let alone asking my children to do same.”
Mrs. Amienomwanghi who has been married to her husband for 32 years, intervened in the discord that was threatening to rip her family apart by begging her sons to be patient and also offering prayers and hoping that MMM will return. She also blamed them for not telling her before putting money into a Ponzi scheme.
She said:
“My home is in trouble at the moment. If the online scheme fails to return, as it promised it is only God that can save me. My sons had never been rude to their father until MMM came into our home. For over a week, the boys were not in good terms with their father. They were so bitter and every member of the family saw it. Four million naira in this recession is not a joke. Since December, feeding has been a problem for us.
One of my husband’s friends told me that my husband said he might simply run away to the village if MMM finally crashes. That is why I am so afraid and confused about the whole thing. My home has been so peaceful but that is now history. MMM has turned my children against their father.”
Since the resumption of MMM on January 13, participants have been waiting with bated breath for the scheme to stabilize, as they are hoping they can somehow get their money back.
The scheme has however resumed the Get Help and Pay Help options which were previously removed, after releasing new guidelines for the Ponzi scheme, bringing with it some form of relief for some participants.
Posted By: Chukwudi
Just when you think you have seen it all with churches and so-called pastors in Nigeria, a new one hits you.
An Abuja 'man of God, General Christopher Chinedu Eze, has stunned everyone when his banner hit the social media. The banner which was first posted by Instagram user @kittyudu, shows the 'man of God' and the list of miracles with the amount you must pay to get the miracles.
From the banner, you have to pay N100,000 each to experience the miracle of personal liberation and family liberation. Quick marriage is N100,000 while community liberation is N250,000 only! There are also consultation fees for 2019 presidential aspirants (which is about 7million pounds) and the list is endless. See the banner below:
Posted By: Chukwudi
MSSN AND STUDENTS AFFAIRS RIFT FINALLY RESOLVED
Following the Issue between the students affairs units and mssn coed chapter based on administrative problem between the MSSN coed chapter Executives (Ali suna's and the other groups), this issue result in the closure of all mssn rooms in the boys and girls hostel.
Now just if recent those rooms have been seen opened again and the Ali suna's have been seen occupying the room while the others were not given the privilege.
Is it that the Ali sunas has given a bribe which they refer to as a sin in their religion (Islam) or the other groups have withdrawn from the struggle?
The answer is left for the readers to answer.
Written by: Chukwudi
Posted By : Chukwudi
UPDATES ABOUT THE ONLINE CHECKING OF RESULT
Following the rumor that later became true in Kwara State College of Education Ilorin since Monday about the uploading of the First semester results of the students online and a sum of 500 naira will be deducted from one's ATM card and a service charge of 200 naira or 300 naira will be collected by the cafe depending on their choice.
The Sug President sen.muzamil along with his executives and the SRCs led by the speaker hon.Abdullahi and also all departmental and schools president were all assembled at the students affairs unit today around 10am, they were attended to by Dr.R.F Abdulraheem, Mr Olokoto, Mr Wale and many others.
They were given privileges to express themselves right there before going to the Provost office.
The Sug President was the first to speak,he explained that a student call him yesterday to complain about the result being uploaded online, he explained that today also the speaker called him to inform him about the students plans to stage a protest which future is known to be hazardous ,so he decided that the students should be calmed and all departmental and schools president should be summoned to meet at the students affairs unit today which they all planned to see the management and dialogue with them peacefully.
The speaker also added that we have nothing to pay to the management because the result is our right and since the year 3 for instance have paid for the year 2 school fee they should be grant the permission to see all their year 2 results without problem so if the management cannot do that, they should resolve it back to our previous method (pasting on walls).
Several contributions was offered by the Sug Gen. Sec, Sossan president,mathematics president,language president and some other presidents.
Finally the dean of students affairs advised everyone to return back to their respective offices that he and his executives will go to the management instantly to resolve the issue but the Sug President and the speaker refused the offer saying they should all go with them so as to speak their minds and tell them the bitter truth because the Dean would not want to say some things that were said but Mr wale and the dean got annoyed saying does that mean the students doesn't trust them again? He said they should give them 30 minutes to go there and come back with result. The speaker and other presidents refused to leave saying students are waiting for their return and their going back will only cause commotion so they decided to wait at the student affairs unit till they come back.
Upon their arrival, they said,the management said the money will be reduced to 300 naira instead of 500 naira then the ban on the no school fee no result has been removed also, so in this case, either you have paid school fee or not, all you have to do is pay 300 naira then you will be able to check your result.and it was added that, the CITC unit will be the one in charge of the results and will send it to individuals HOU's Office for the students to collect it from there.
Although the speaker and the Sug President and other presidents refused that their terms have not been met, because they said 'the students have nothing to pay or else the result should be pasted like it's always has been pasted before'
All students are now hereby implored to please for their own sake to exercise a little patience in paying the money, because it hasn't been yet finalised.
Reporting: Editor Lyrical
Posted By : Editor Chukwudi
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Hour"
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Clothes:
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in hot water with a
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Minutes"
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your Hair:
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of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
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Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
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Cabbage while
cooking:
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Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
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Written by: Lyrical
Posted by : Chukwudi
Highlights��: Jan 14 ⚽Football Games
We are striving hard to bring you proper football coverage. Meanwhile, please enjoy the highlights of yesterday's games:-
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WHAT A SUCCESS FILLED AND RIOT FREE MATRICULATION DAY IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN.
It was really an amazing and a dream come true matter today at Kwara State College of Education Ilorin campus before, during and after the new intakes matriculation day.
The event kicked off at exactly 10:30am today at the school hall 2 building, the students already filled the hall to the extent that,the hall could no longer accommodate any more students again. The securities started stopping the students from going in so that the hall would not be overcrowded.
The program kicked off exactly at 10:30am upon the arrival of the school Provost and some other Professors in the college. Our reporter was denied entering the hall at first by the school securities but after series of explanations and presentation of his press card he was allowed in. The National anthem was recited, followed by the opening speech and words of advice to the students. Thankfully the event went well with no casualties recorded.
The casualties recorded so far isn't much and critical, although even as tough as the security in the campus is today some hoodlums still manage to find their way in successfully with the help of their gangs that are in school, some were from Kwara State Polytechnic, while some are from places like Federal Polytechnic offa, college of Education oro, lafiagi,Kwasu malete and so on but thank God their planned attacks were foiled and aborted because the police kept parading and spotting them in their hideouts.
Also a guy was arrested by the man'o war securities this early morning suspected to be among those that smuggled their way in to destroy the peace of the school and was taken to an unknown destination.
Also another casualty that was observed was that of the students Union and Students representative councils engaging in some kind of violent act with the chairman of the photographers invited to take students pictures in the school today an also a photographer was reportedly to have intended to box an SRC executive when he tried to seize his camera.
The police later came to the scene to arrest the fighters and took them down to the security unit, the speaker of the school was seen dramatizing that his SRC must not be locked up, so he made a call to the sug President who later joined them then went to the security unit to get the SRC out.
When we interviewed an SUG exco about the incident, he said ,the man refused to purchase a pass/receipt meant for people who came to take photographs for students which caused the Honorable to forcefully collect his camera which he wasn't ready to release to him that was the reason for the commotion between them.
We later interviewed the speaker of the school,hon.Abdullahi Ahmed bolakale he said we have done a meeting with them yesterday and we reached an agreement that they will be issued a pass/ticket to cover them up and we promised not to allow any outsider come in to work but them, only for us to arrive now and we were being told another story most especially by the chairman (Bob shege) that we will be settled in two days time, just listen to that. We only asked them to pay a sum of 300naira only then a receipt to cover them up will be issued. But some complied while some refused so I asked the SRCs to start seizing cameras starting from the chairman himself. He was reportedly said to have slapped the SRC which arouse the anger of others and the students also and started beating him up before the police who were nearby interference.
Apart from all these, the matriculation was nothing but a total riot free and success filled one and series of Kudos to the Students Unions and Students Representative councils sen.Muzamil Alagbede and Hon.Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale led for their efforts to make it be that way.
Kudos to the Man'o war securities also for stopping students at the school gate for checking in and asking ladies with too much make ups and indecent dressings to go back/rob their lips off at the gate before going in. Also to the Policemen who kept parading the campus and making it a hell to stay for the people who came to disturb the peace of the college.
On behalf of the whole Campusechoe Editors, we are saying happy matriculation day to the Freshers.
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Written by: Chukwudi
Posted by: Chukwudi
From the Desk Of The SUG President. Sen.Muzamil Alagbede
Muzamil: Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about
200 to 300 million sperms are deposited by d
man, they all begin to swim upwards within the
tract to meet with the ovum. Of the over 200
million that are deposited, only 300 to 500
actually reach the site( others get tired on the
way because it is not a small race).And of the300
that manage to reach the ovum(egg), only one
fertilizes the egg,and in this case the
Winning One was YOU. Have u ever thought
about this? You ran a race without your eyes and
you won, you ran without education and you won,
you ran without a certificate and you won,you ran
without help.....and you won. What makes you
think you will lose now? Now that you have both
eyes and legs, now that you have the knowledge
of God's word, now that you have aplan, a dream
and a vision. Beloved, you didn't
give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator. It doesn't
matter what you see now, take it as a challenge,
always remember that you WON from the womb.
Always be Grateful to God no matter what. Better
days ahead.... You'll all smile soon, let's
keep hope alive.*
#happy matriculation day to all fresher#
By distinguish senator #alagbede#the aluta pilot of kwcoed Ilorin.
Written by: Sen.Muzamil Alagbede
001 (SUG President)Of kwcoed Ilorin
Posted by: Chukwudi
STUDENTS SHINE YOUR FACE! THEY ARE NOW IN SCHOOL AHEAD OF MATRICULATION DAY
Yesterday evening would have been dramatic and a violence one supposing the alutanist and the school securities hadn't been hinted concerning the entrance of some suspected cult members which were believed to be on the TOP OF THE SCHOOL MOST WANTED LIST,They were reported to have been visiting each president office requesting for money and some other items, also challenging some students of the college illegally mostly ladies.
A source also said that,they were said to have be in two groups and were about to cause a riot in the school but successfully repelled by the ALUTANIST AND THE SCHOOL SECURITIES and have
Arrested and taken away to an unknown destination which we can't say precisely, the rest of the group has been reported to have fled away when some of them has been arrested and a lady also was reportedly to be arrested with them, due to the leader of the gang's statement that they were in the school to see the lady.
They were said to have come with a car to the school which was parked along ART AND SOCIAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT and their car tyres has been flattered so that it wouldn't be moved from there. Students make sure you are very security conscious of your immediate surroundings, make sure you report any suspicious movements or activities around you, don't hesitate to call these numbers: 08129418319,
08094839419,
08149794300,
08137214718,
07068118042,
08034291645.
And your call will be answered ASAP.
Below is the picture of the vehicle they brought in.
My question is how did they came in without the school securities at the gate notice because they are well know HOODLUMS.
I think our SECURITY CHANNELS SHOULD BE NEATLY AND THOROUGHLY OBSERVED!
WRITTEN BY : CHUKWUDI
POSTED BY : CHUKWUDI
MATRICULATION! MATRICULATION!! MATRICULATION!!!
OF THE GREATEST NIGERIA STUDENTS!!!
This is to notify all the students of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin. That the planned plans of the management concerning the matriculation day is very effective, and as this day is approaching I must let you understand that this event is very paramount to the entire management and S.U.G. executives. On the 11th of January was stated to be the matriculation day for all freshers. Let's try to be disciplined in the sense that we prepare ourselves ahead of the scheduled day by looking gorgeous and glamour in cooperate dresses, our departmental lanyards and I.D. cards, the S. U. G. Executives are very ready to work hand in hand with the management to ensure that we have this year matriculation successfully. If anyone is caught with deviant behavior such a person shall be arrested by police officers, please men and women we were known to be the BEST WITH EXPERIENCE in our citadel of learning; where education is per excellence, let's protect our images and our family names in order to be great in future. There is one adage, which says "chase excellent and success will chase you" In this note I will like to let you know my humble self, Hon. Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale, the Senate president of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin.
Reported by : Editor Lyrical
Posted by: Chukwudi
Reports reaching us yesterday afternoon that the speaker of the school has been said to have suspended more than half of his SRCs ,which includes both SRC 1 and 2 of some departments names withheld.
They have been suspended based on some allegations which includes not carrying out their assignments and not contributing effectively towards the movement.
Some were said not have been showing up for parliamentary meetings that they have been conducting since.
The speaker hereby gave those affected suspension letters asking them to write an apology letter directing it to the students affairs unit and adding that whosoever is not contented with the punishment or not ready to do so should ask their various department to provide another person who Will be ready to serve to the union.
After some brief interview with some of the affected SRCs, majority of them were not satisfied with the judgment passed saying why do they have to write to the affairs unit. If he can't accept their apologies he should better take his post and continue paddling the canoe of the union alone then if he could without the paddles (them).
We are yet to see the speaker because all our efforts to see him prove abortive, even saying if the press should come to his office, he will get them locked up saying they came to harm him.
Reporting: editor chukwudi
Posted by : Editor chukwudi
The orientation program for the new intakes of kwcoed Ilorin kick started yesterday,starting with the department of Languages and Science.
The program which was scheduled for 3 days started yesterday. Due to some delays from the program organizers, the program which was scheduled to commence at 10am was later kick started at exactly 12:30 pm .
The program organizers said it was the representative of the Provost of the school person of Dr.M.B TAIWO, that's delaying them, they said the program cannot commence unless he is on seat.
The program was anchored by the college PRO person of MR.AYELABEGAN, attending the program was the Deputy provost Dr. M. B Taiwo, MR ONIGBEGIRI from the school of science,MR WALE ADEKANYE from students affairs unit,MR ONIYANGI from school of languages,MR ABDULLAHI FROM STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT, ALHAJI AGBAOJA ,CHEIF SECURITY OFFICER, DEAN OF JUNIOR SECONDARY EDUCATION PRINCE S.O OYEYEMI, MR OLOKOTO,ALHAJA FROM CLINIC, DR ABDUL RAHEEM DEAN OF STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT, REPRESENTATIVE FROM GUIDANCE AND COUNSELING CENTER, AND MR FABIYI FROM CITC AND SOME MORE FROM REGISTRY AND SO ON.
ALSO THE SUG PRESIDENT SEN.ALAGBEDE, THE SPEAKER HON.ABDULLAHI, the Sug AGS, Social director, deputy speaker,and the SRCs also attended the program.
The program started with the recitation of the national anthem, opening prayer by the dean of JSE Prince Oyeyemi, opening remarks from the deputy provost Dr Mb Taiwo, then speech and advice from the clinic unit representative, Dr abdulraheem also made his own speech followed by Security advise from the CSO representative, then the representative of Guidance and counseling also gave the students the college dress code, and also told the students that security check up will start by Monday, any student with indecent dressing will be sent back from the gate and hostel.
Mr. Fabiyi from CITC also told the students what the unit is all about then Mr wale rounded up the program with his speech. Questions from students were entertained but none stood up to ask, a student was also caught by Mr ayelabegan putting on a black spectacle (Eye Glass) and was handed over to the security operatives to serve as an example to the others.
Below is the picture taken at the event.
Reporting: Editor Lyrical
Written and posted by: Chukwudi
SHAFTS AMONG BEANS, SELF WELFARISM AND NOT STUDENTS, IS THAT THE WAYS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE? - OWODUNNI LUKMON (LYRICAL)
I know people will be like, what has he come to say again? What is it this time around?
Let me say prestisimple starting with this saying that goes thus ; a situation whereby shafts are not being separated from the beans, the beans gets the blame and not the shafts.
Why do we have animals amongst people? Why are we humans always misusing the power we promised to use for FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT OF THE STUDENTS? INSTEAD OF WE USING IT TO FIGHT FOR THEM THEN WE ARE USING IT TO INFLICT A CROSIPOLOUS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE ON THEM.
THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS FROM THE STUDENTS CONCERNING SOME BABARIC AND OGONIXIOLIC ACTS OF THE PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCILS (SRCs) WE CALL THEM PEOPLE IN YELLOW.
We have been trying to observe some of these acts and successfully we witnessed 2 Different incidents today.
The first 1 happened when the orientation for the new intakes, the second batch meant for the department of art and social science at the hall 2 today, when an SRC was trying to address the students not to create a noisy atmosphere. He approached a female student which he claimed to have warned times without number to stop talking and concentrate, he was said to have asked the Lady to stand up, then the lady without knowing who he is challenged him saying what has she done, but instead of settling the matter amicably the lady was said to have been taken to the school security unit. Is that expected of an SRC ? Later at the end of the program the colleagues of the lady arrested while talking with the press made a statement saying"the SRC has approached my friend before today and she insulted him I think that's why he acted that way to bounce back on her, after listening to this our reporter tried to interview the SRC but the speaker of the school refused to let him attend to the press. Does that means he is already aware of the incident and doesn't want him to let it out to the press in order not to dent their image?
This same SRC was said to have SEIZED SOME MOBILE FONES FROM SOME STUDENTS ALSO IN THAT SAME HALL DURING THE PROGRAM WHICH HE REFUSED TO RETURN AND AFTER THE PROGRAM, does that means he has something to do with those ladies also? HE SAID THE FONE IS NOW WITH HON. PELE, AND THE SPEAKER FINALISED THE MATTER BY ASKING THE LADIES WHO ARE THE OWNER OF THE FONE TO COME OVER TO THE SPEAKER OFFICE TO GET THEIR FONE BACK, PLEASE WHY IS IT SO?
when the ladies came to our reporter to help plead with the speaker of the school to release the Fone, An SRC shunned the Reporter saying the ladies should come to their office later for the Fone , even gotten a point he (SRC) was about raising his hands to beat up the reporter but some of his colleagues stopped him from doing that. DOES THAT MEANS THE PRESS AND THE STUDENTS DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO INTERVIEW OR QUESTION THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL? WHAT AUTHORITY DOES HE AND HIS HONOURABLES POSSES THAT THE PROVOST OF THE SCHOOL DOESN'T HAVE? WE DO INTERVIEW THE PROVOST OF THE SCHOOL AND THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM DOESN'T INTERVENE AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BUT JUST TO HONOUR HIM THE PROVOST NOT WE THE REPORTERS THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T INTERVENE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN IN A NEWS WHERE THE SPEAKER, PRESIDENT OR A PROFESSOR IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A PRESS AND PEOPLE BESIDE HIM INTERVENE? HELL NO!
I WILL URGE THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL TO GIVE PROPER ORIENTATION TO THEIR SRC 2s FOR THEM TO KNOW THEIR BOUNDS AND WHAT THEIR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ASSIGNMENT IS, AND NOT USING THE POWER GIVEN TO THEM BY THE PEOPLE TO INFLICT PAIN ON THEM AS A MEANS OF APPRECIATION FOR ELECTING YOU THERE.
ALSO WILL URGE THE SPEAKER TO SEPARATE THE SHAFTS AMONG THE BEANS BECAUSE NOBODY WILL BLAME THE SHAFT WHEN EATING BUT THE BEANS WILL BE SAID TO BE BAD.
THERE IS A YORUBA ADAGE WHICH SAYS: OMO OSAN NII KO PONPO BA IYA RE, IT'S THE UNRIPE ORANGE THAT MAKES THE ONES THAT ARE RIPE TO BE BEATEN.
I REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF EDITOR LYRICAL (THE TALKING PEN)!
Reported by: Editor Lyrical
Written by: Editor Chukwudi
