SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THE 001 OF KWCOED ILORIN TO ALL BETTER BY EXPERIENCE INSTITUTION STUDENTS.

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THE 001 OF KWCOED ILORIN TO ALL BETTER BY EXPERIENCE INSTITUTION STUDENTS.

Muzamil: Using this medium to express my
sincere
appreciation to every soul who made great the
immediate past year ( ) for me. I'm
so grateful for the love, supports, inspiration and
encouragements which have made me a better
person all through. May almighty God take you to
the peak of your desires.
Also, I wanna use this medium to seek for your
forgiveness for any wrong I might have done to
you or any of your acquaintances. Pardon my
antics and misdemeanours, I'm not a saint but a
man with flesh who is bound to err. May you also
be overlooked of your shortcomings.
As we now move in to the new year *2017*,
permit me to offer glorifications to God for the
rare privilege given us. Undoubtedly, many known
and unknown to us are by now either dead or
incapacitated, but for we to be hale and healthy
at this divine moment, it depicts we are amongst
the loved souls.
I now pray that: May we have countless
encounters with *blessing; favours; mercy;
upliftments; progressiveness; breakthrough and
many others fabulous goodnesses* from our
Creator.
By His grace; every forms of retrogression,
agonies, difficulties and failures shall never be
our portion for a single second of the new year.
Wishing you and your loved ones a *Blissful and
fulfilling.
Long life Ilorin
Long life kwcoed Ilorin
Long like kwara
Long life Nigerian
By distinguish senator#alagbede#the aluta pilot
of kwcoed Ilorin.

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SEASONS GREETINGS FROM CAMPUSECHOE TO ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

New Year greetings from campusechoe

Let us state without further ado, that, we are vigorously basking in the euphoria that is encapsulated in this yuletide, we vehemently and vividly aspire that you profusely cachinnate during and after this season such that every element of quagmire conundrum, obloquy, opprobium, vituperation, tirade and calumny are overtly exterminated, extirpated and transmogrified into a xanadu, without sudating nor sudoring, let us say prestissimo that this season may forcibly deliver it's gargantuan blessings to you as it is evinced to our cerebrum.

Furthermore, we pray for a cornucopia of God's blessings upon you and your household especially during this period of upheavals currently affecting our economy.
Henceforth people will not make a parody of you but shall be flabberwhelmed at the incessant splendor of your life. In our suble manner, we wish you a grace-filled new year (2017) Dominus-vobiscum.

Have a pleasurable morning

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YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR AT ALL - SEN.OWODUNNI LUKMON OLAYINKA(LYRICAL)

YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR AT ALL - SEN.OWODUNNI LUKMON OLAYINKA(LYRICAL)

Hmmmmm..... I know many will be like, is this guy mentally balanced or is he LYRICALLY MADDING OR CRAZY, WHAT DID HE MEAN BY, WE HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR?

Well, I have my reasons for saying that, and I will want you to be a good reader ,reasoner,and listener so you can digest my words without being suffocated.

Am being disturbed by what am seeing around me and that's the motive behind the cricugoritic emergence of this write up.
Have been noticing some irregularities in the character of 99% of the homo sapiens created by God and mostly in this great Nation (Nigeria).
2017! 2017!! 2017!!! It's another new Gregorian/Lunar calendar Year again.
I do shake my head at times like this because, this is the time you will see a lot of people Going to mosque/church for Vigil, the vigil that you've been invited to times without number which you failed to appear, now that it's 1st of January, you are now dragging that Bible/Qur'an that you've abandoned since 11 months ago with your younger brother that you are the rightful owner. I shake my head for you, YOU DON'T HAVE THE REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

Secondly, do you remember the fake promise you made to yourself thinking you making it to God, do you think Baba God is as daft as you are?
You made promise like, I promise to stop drinking and smoking, formication, adultery, stealing and every other sinful acts but my bros did you remember the promise didn't last the first week of January, you started drinking and smoking again on the 4th of January saying it's not easy to stop at once, brother your home is specially built in Hellfire. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

My sister do you also remember those promises you made? I will stop meeting my boyfriend at the hotel and request he take me home, I will stop bouncing from uche to ajadi to chief ,I will always attend church/mosque services as scheduled, my Bible/Qur'an will be my way of life and will always read it, sister ! Which of these promises have you fufiled? Instantly on the second of January chief has called you to come for the cash you requested for, on the 3rd you went to sleep over at uches lodge, on the 4th its ajadis turn, sister! Are you a S*x machine?? YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

How many times were you seen in the church/mosque? You are always busy painting your face like a masquerade on Sundays going to Sunday services/Asalatu at 12pm when they are already rounding up the days programme,are you there for fashion parade? YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

You promised to always read your bible/Quran but you are always with one or the other novel, you were only able to memorize Mathew 7:7 because of what it entails,chai! Your life in the party, common "the lord is my Shepard" you can't tell maybe its sam or song of David but if you were asked what movie did Gujunpio appeared in, you will run and shout Boys before flowers, ah! My sister a two bedroom flat is specially secured for you in Hell.YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

You will now be running to church on the night of 31st/1st  for vigil thinking you are deceiving God without knowing you are doing yourself.

Mummy/daddy, you too you don't call to ask about your child welfarism in school, shebi he is a man, he is meant to struggle in life abeg the lady nko o, is she meant to sell her body to cater for herself in school? If you were now called that your son was caught stealing or belonging to a cult or your daughter was caught doing prostitution or also belonging to a cult you will now start cursing such child saying they spoilt your name, lemme tell you, your curse will only add to your problems not reduced.
Instead of you calling every time praying for them you won't do that but call asking him "awon iyawo e nko? (How are your wives) if am the son, I will say"won gboyun bo" (they are coming with pregnancy), if its a girl "awon oko e nko? (How are your boyfriends) which isn't supposed to be so. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

Why should you be praying for them once in a year? Which is even new year period, some parent are twice which is their child birthday and new year, an some parent don't even have the time to even pray for that once.
Always wake up at the middle of the night pray for your children and see what will be the outcome maybe good or bad. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO REJOICE THIS NEW YEAR!

In conclusion, my brother/sister, mummy/daddy, I know some will rethink and be like, he said the fact, while some will be like am the one he is referring to, well, there is this Yoruba proverb that goes Thus "Pete Pete ni waasi, eni to ba taba, ko tunbe se ni" it says a sermon/preaching is like a muddy sand hit with a rod ,whosoever it stains should try to mend it.
I have my own faults there also likewise you that you are reading. I have said my own if you like make use of it and if you wish start trailing me that am referring to you, the rest is left to God to solve because he created me to talk and I will talk by and continue talking by Gods grace.

I REST MY PEN!

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SHOCKING!!! ASSISTANT COMMISSIONER OF POLICE COMMITS SUICIDE IN EDO ,BENIN STATE

The residence of the late police officer an Assistant Commissioner of Police, identified as one Christopher Osakue, has reportedly committed suicide in Benin, the Edo State capital.

‎It was gathered that the late Osakue allegedly shot himself in the head with his service pistol in his residence located on Upper Sokponba on Wednesday.
The deceased was said to have sent a woman and a little boy, said to be living with him, on an errand before killing himself.It was also learnt that he did not leave anysuicide note behind.The late police officer was said to be in charge of training and development at the state police command after his recent posting from Ondo State.
‎‎It was gathered that the ACP had earlier suffered a partial stroke a few years back and was gradually recovering from it before the incident occurred.
A source in the area disclosed that a gunshot from the residence of the deceased was heard at about 5pm on December 28.‎‎The source said, “A neighbour said she heard a gunshot inside the ACP’s residence about 5pm that fateful Wednesday.“She added that after the sound of the gun, a frightening silence engulfed the entire building.”Security operatives from the Ugbekun police division were said to have later stormed his residence.It was further learnt that the late Osakue had played host to some youths in his area last Christmas.
The Commissioner of Police, Haliru Gwandu, described the senior police officer’s death as a case of suicide.Gwandu also explained that the pistol which he allegedly used to commit the act was signed for at the Ondo State Police command before he was posted to Edo.

Source: The Punch Newspaper

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HISTORY!!! IS MOREMI AJASORO, THE HEROINE OF LIBERTY A TRAITOR AS THE OLUGBO OF UGBO LAND HAS LABELLED HER OR AN HEROINE??? COMMENTS AFTER READING IS HIGHLY NEEDED....

HISTORY OF MOREMI AJASORO, THE HEROINE OF LIBERTY!

MOREMI AJASORO: HEROINE OF LIBERTY

The Olugbo of Ugbo kingdom in Ilaje area of Ondo State, Oba Obateru Akinruntan has of recent been distorting history and fanning the ember of enmity among the Yoruba Obas and the Yoruba nation at large. Sadly, the same Olugbo is the chairman of an amorphous body that goes by the name ‘Yoruba Obas Committee on Peace and Reconciliation’.
The Olugbo has repeatedly referred to Moremi as a traitor against her widely acclaimed tag as a heroine of liberty. I have taken it upon myself to put the record straight and lay same bare before the court of public opinion to judge whether Moremi was a traitor as Oba Akinruntan claimed or a heroine as the world has come to accept her.

The abridged history of Moremi will suffice here.

Moremi Omowumi Ayoka Okin, was born in Offa as a princess (and this is my locus stance). She grew up in Offa to become a ravishingly beautiful young lady who later got married to Ooni Oranmiyan of Ile Ife. As a result of her beauty and astuteness, she soon became the Aayo (Queen Consort) of Ooni Oranmiyan and the only one who had his ears on vital issues about the kingdom.

During her stay in Ile-Ife, the ancient city was incessantly raided by a group of warriors who were believed to be from the outer space. This was as a result of their weird dressing as they were usually cladded in dried raffia fronds from head to toes. On each occasion, these warriors carted away food items, materials, and humans as slaves. These unrelenting raids on the ancestral home of the Yoruba was giving King Oranmiyan (himself a renowned warrior) a grave concern. Queen Moremi noticed this mood swing of her husband and asked him why he was brooding endlessly of recent. King Oranmiyan told her it was these mysterious raiders that were giving him serious concern. Queen Moremi instantly decided to do all within her power to restore her husband’s happy mood.
She went to consult the goddess of River Esinmirin (still in Ile-Ife) and made a vow that if she could be granted the power to overcome the mysterious invaders, she was ready to sacrifice anything the goddess of Esinmirin demanded. The goddess told her to allow herself to be captured when next the invaders come around. As instructed, on the next invasion by the mysterious invaders, Moremi unlike the rest of the inhabitants deliberately allowed herself to be captured by the invaders and taken as a slave to their place which turned out to be Ugbo (the home of Oba Akinruntan).
Upon setting his eyes on the war booties, the then reigning Olugbo of Ugbo could not take his eyes off the paragon of beauty that was Moremi. He subsequently decreed that she be handed over to him as a wife. Moremi became the Olugbo’s wife and soon got elevated as the Queen Consort in the Olugbo’s palace. During a moment of passion, Moremi craftily told the Olugbo that she was enjoying everything about her new home except the dreadful warriors especially the way they dressed. The lecherous Olugbo told Moremi that the warriors were merely cladded in dried raffia fronds which were highly combustible.

After this all important disclosure, Moremi surreptitiously plotted her escape back to Ile-Ife. She immediately revealed the secret to her original husband, Oranmiyan and some elders of Ile-Ife. The entire Ile-Ife folks then mobilised and strategized against the next invasion of the marauders who were now known to be coming from Ugbo land. As envisaged, the Ugbo invaders came calling again in their usual raffia fronds attire and Moremi leading the Ile-Ife people carried firebrands made of Oguso (a highly combustible by-product of palm kennel). The Ugbo warriors were attacked and quite a number of them were burnt to death. The remnants that escaped to Ugbo land narrated their experience of the unprecedented defeat and the fact that it was the missing queen of Olugbo that led the counter-attack. In any case, that was the end of the Ugbo invasion of Ile-Ife.
The Ugbo people were devastated on the number of casualty suffered and the fact that their King must have revealed their secret to his consort. It was then decreed that it has become a taboo for any Ugbo man to marry any fair complexion lady as a result of the Moremi experience with the Olugbo.
Back in Ile-Ife, while the euphoria of the defeat of the Ugbo invaders was still going on, the goddess of Esinmirin demanded that Moremi should fulfil her vow as made before embarking on the mission to Ugbo land. Moremi offered animals, foods, and other items but Esinmirin rejected all. The only sacrifice Esinmirin wanted was Moremi only child and son Ela Oluorogbo. She eventually sacrificed him to the Esinmirin goddess in fulfilment of her vow. In appreciation, the entire Ile-Ife promised to be her children and fill the gap of the sacrificed Ela Oluorogbo.
However, the other queens in the palace mocked Moremi as being childless to spite her for taking much of their husband’s attention. In anger, Moremi came to Offa to meet her father who was the reigning Olofa then. She got to Offa at dusk when the Olofa had retired and could no longer receive visitors to the palace. The guards could not recognise her (apparently due to her disguise to escape from Ile-Ife palace) and instructed her to wait at the palace gate till dawn when the Olofa would see her. She insisted on entering the palace but the guards stood their grounds. In frustration, she walked few meters away from the palace gate and put her luggage beneath the Araba tree.
By the morning of the following day, the Olofa was informed of the strange female visitor that came the previous night and the king asked that she should be brought before him. However, when the guards went to fetch the visitor, Moremi could not be found. Only her luggage was brought before Kabiesi and he instantly recognised them to be Moremi’s own. The spot where she left her luggage was where the original Moremi’s house was erected directly opposite the Olofa’s Palace.
Moremi was never seen again in Offa or at Ile-Ife. The probability of her disappearance was that she eventually ended up with her beloved son Ela Oluorogbo in the same River Esinmirin. To commemorate her heroic actions, she is celebrated annually in Offa as ONIMOKA and three months after in Ile-Ife as EDI where the people carry the symbolic firebrand.
Having taken readers through this abridged historical excursion, can the role of Moremi be tagged as that of a traitor or a heroine?

In the first place, she allowed herself to be captured solely to liberate her people which she achieved. An apt but sad similitude is this – if the federal government of Nigeria could get a lady to ‘marry’ Abubakar Shekau today and that leads to some tactical information to wipe out the remnants of the Boko Haram insurgents, would such a lady be a villain or a heroine?

I leave the readers to form their opinion on this.

References:
1. History of the Yorubas, by Rev Johnson, - page 147
2. History of Offa, by Rev Olafimihan, page 104
3. The Nigeria Review published on 18th October 1947 on page 7.
4. Original posted by Itafa Olayemi Olaboye

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NEWS FLASH!!! ORIENTATION AND MATRICULATION DATE FOR ALL FRESHER STUDENTS FINALLY SCHEDULED! READ MORE....

THIS IS THE POWERFUL WRITE UP RECEIVED FROM THE SPEAKING SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL ,HON.ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!

This is to inform all the students of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin.  That the new academic plans for 2016/2017 has been scheduled by the  management of the college, on the third of January has been stated to be the ORIENTATION DAY and on the 11th of  January will be a MATRICULATION DAY for all FRESHER. Let's try to be disciplined in the sense that we prepare ourselves ahead of the scheduled days by having A GOOD AND CORPORATE DECENT DRESS ON, OUR DEPARTMENTAL I.D CARDS AND LANYARDS, and also abide by the rules of orientation and matriculation. With the aim to engulf and be successful in these programmes, IF ANYONE APPEAR WITHOUT I.D CARD AND LANYARD ON THAT DAY, AM HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE DENIED THE PERMISSION TO ENTER THE SCHOOL VICINITY, AND IF YOU CUNNINGLY ENTERED THROUGH SOME OTHER ROUTE, AM HAPPY AGAIN TO TELL YOU THAT,YOU WILL SURELY GET ARRESTED BY THE SECURITY OPERATIVES (SCHOOL SECURITIES, SOLDIERS, POLICE) THAT WILL OPERATE THAT DAY. I'm using this medium to bless this stated days by saying it's blessed in the mighty name of God.
From Hon. Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale,  the speaker of the school. Thanks for your cooperation.

RECEIVED FROM: HON. ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE
SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL

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