GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS!!!

GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS

Congratulations to all students that were pardoned by the school management concerning the involvement in one or the other form of examination malpractice.
The school have hereby released some list of names ,offense, penalty given before and the new judgment that was passed on the students who were involved in examination malpractice, some were asked to carry over the course while some were asked to repeat another year entirely.
We all hope the people who were now pardoned will turn a new leaf and serve good examples to the other students who are sailing on the same boat with them.
The names are pasted in the following places:
1.GSE Notice board
2.EDUCATIONAL Department Notice board
3.Registry Notice Board
And so on....
More info coming in later.....
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Written by: Editor Chukwudi
©2016

Today's Food For Thought

☀Duta Quote of the Day☀

Trust is the SOUL of relationships. With Trust even silence is understood. Talk with GOD, no breath is lost. Walk with GOD, no strength is lost, TRUST in GOD, You will never be lost! Trust you have a very happy day today!! ��
Always visit www.campusechoe.blogspot.com...
Postulated By: Chukwudi

Echoe's Quote for Today

☀Echoe's  Quote of the Day☀

We never know why we like someone more than others; why we love someone without reasons and why we feel Happy with their presence, 'coz... some meaningful relationships have no explanation. We are actually being re-directed to something better.  Have a Happy Day ahead! ��  

Written By: Chukwudi

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Today's word of advice

Today's Word of advice        

When you keep doing the same thing and yielded no positive result, drop it and find new things to do
Morning⛅

Written by: bibliotherapy  
Edited by: Chukwudi
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ASUU strike: Students beg FG for quick resolution

ASUU strike: Students beg FG for quick resolution

November 22, 2016   
ASUU President, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi

Some students of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka have appealed to the Federal Government to urgently look into grievances of striking lecturers to forestall incessant strikes in universities.

The students made the appeal in Nsukka on Tuesday while reacting to the ongoing warning strike embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities.

The President of the Students Union Government in the university, Mr. Emmanuel Chukwu, pleaded with President Muhammad Buhari to urgently resolve the crisis between the Federal Government and ASUU.

Chukwu said that this had become necessary in order to prevent disruption in the academic calendar of universities in the country.

Miss Amarachi Okafor of the Department of Psychology urged the Federal Government to dialogue with ASUU not to allow the strike snowballed into an indefinite one.

Okafor also pleaded with ASUU to consider the plight of students who would be spending extra years in the university, especially in this period of recession.

She said, “The longer the strike lingers, the more the rate of crimes will increase and parents will be paying more for extra years spent in school.”

Another student, Mr Emmanuel Ochi of Mass Communication Department pleaded with ASUU to consider the interest of students in order not to constitute a setback to their academics.

She said, “I want the Federal Government and ASUU to resolve their misunderstanding amicably in the interest of students and tertiary education in this country.

“Students have suffered enough over incessant strikes and we do not want a repeat of what happened in the last administration by ASUU.”

Academic activities have continued to be paralysed at the UNN over the warning strike by ASUU.

The chairman of UNN-ASUU chapter, Dr. Ifeanyi Abada, said that academic activities were grounded in the university in compliance with the directive by the National Executive Committee of ASUU.

He said, “NEC made efforts to resolve this issue with government but it remained unyielding because of its insensitivity to issues concerning education.

“Since government failed to do the needful, ASUU is left with no option than to proceed on a one week warning strike and failure to meet with our demands we will go on an indefinite strike.”

Abada said that ASUU was not taking it lightly with government on issues raised, especially the demand that universities be exempted from the Treasury Single Account (TSA) policy.

He said, “The strike compliance in UNN is total, no lectures, no examinations no departmental and faculty meetings as members will not participate.

“UNN chapter will not renege on the directive of the national body till government addresses all the issues raised.

“Our monitoring team is moving round and any lecturer found teaching will be sanctioned accordingly.”

Source: Punch News
Posted by: Chukwudi

UNBELIEVABLE!!! GUESS WHAT?

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Opened Gmail after 1 week

10 banks are giving me easy loans

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons

10 Job companies have best jobs for me

5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me

Dr. Smith has claimed that he will cure my hair fall

3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects

Feeling so blessed

Written By: Chukwudi

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♣THE JOURNEY IS SO SHORT ♣

♣THE JOURNEY IS SO SHORT♣

A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: 'It is not necessary to argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady.

Here's a response which deserves to be written in golden letters in our daily behaviour and everywhere:
*It is not necessary to argue over something so insignificant, our journey together is so short*

If each one could realize that our passage down here has such a short duration, to darken it with futile arguments would be a waste of time and energy.

Did someone break your heart? Be calm, the journey is so short!!

Did someone betray, bully or humiliate you? Be calm, the journey is so short!!

Whatever penalty anyone serves us, let's remember that the journey together is so short...

Let us therefore be filled with sweetness. Sweetness is a virtue never likened to bad character nor cowardice, but better likened to greatness.

Our journey together down here is really short and cannot be reversed...
No one knows the duration of his journey!!

No one knows if he has to alight at the next stop!!

*Let us therefore be calm!! If I've hurt you, I ask your forgiveness. But remember: The journey down here is so short!!*
That's what I believe.

Written By: Ikeoluwa
Postulated By: Chukwudi

A Tangible Information From The Table Of Hon.Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale

Of the greatest parliamentarian!!!!!! Great!!!!!!! This is to bring to the notice of all the entire distinguished KWCOEDITES both the returning students and the freshers that the school management and its co-executive, have implored and urged all their students who are yet to have any BANK ACCOUNT or who had had it before but it has been unfortunately disfunction, to kindly go to any BANK of thier choice to open a valid savings account which will enable them to be transacting directly themselves with their ATM card especially the new intakes that wanted to pay for their JAMB ADMISSION LETTER. This has been made so esiest for the entire students who are interested in this, as school herself has welcomed and given room for some BANKS to come into the school for this paramount and crucial  purpose. Thus, banks like UNITY.BANK, FCMB.BANK and the likes are now on the campus for the registration of your account. Please make sure you grab this very meaningful and cogent opportunity because it was said that christmas comes but once. And that is why an opportunity lost, cannever be regained.

From the  Table  of distinguished speaker, HONOURABLE ABDULLAHI HAMED BOLAKE humbly care!!!

Posted By: Chukwudi
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NASU!!! NASU!!! NASU!!! NASU!!!

NASU!!! NASU!!! NASU!!! NASU!!!

    I conjunction with NACA/MDG Project wishes to inform the college community ( Staffs and students) that there will be a free health care services delivery for all staffs and students.
¶¶ This Programme will provide free medical check up for blood pressure, vision screening, tests, diagnosis and free treatment in the school campus (KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ILORIN) and it's scheduled to hold as follows :
VENUE: HALL 2
TIME: 9 AM
DATE: MONDAY 21ST AND TUESDAY 22ND NOVEMBER, 2016.

PROUDLY SPONSORED BY NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS (NLC)

Signed by : Sen.Alagbede Kwcoed ilorin Sug President
Posted by : Editor Chukwudi

A Word of Advice To All Ladies...Read Carefully

Dear Technical Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
down in overall system performance —
particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began
making unexpected changes to the
accounting modules.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
——————————————————–
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an Operating System.
Please enter the command: I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-
law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck.

Postulated By : Chukwudi

A Powerful Write up From A Fedpoffa Student About Ojoku Day Anniversary

What's next?
Is celebration what's next?
Before a celebration Can took place, there must be a tangible or reasonable for it. Is it a new development that brought a celebration or new company in our land that we are celebrating
Ojoku was never the best and next step for a village that continue to remain in the same look even after decades, this yearly celebration never have developmental or economical advantage on this blessed land. Or are we talking about like 3 or 4days boom in the town and after those days the ones lousy and lively town will went to sleep till next year, or are we talking about the land that's tasty of young bones but full of elderly peoples and fulanis who are managing the town when the owners went away till another ojoku day, ask some reasonable elders in the town how hard and sad they are seeing virtually only aged fellow roaming the town, I witness a scenario when the tiles in a mosque around obeles compound has already been decaying because it's only aged people worshiping there and no strength for them to clean it up, and I never go alone I was with an outsider and was mocked like it was more than that, I was ashamed because am Part of those who cause that, since I was born I have never live in ojoku for a week than when I was an infant which I was told
Can we just stop the altitude of running to Lagos after we are done with school cert?
Is this the same town that has produced Rep, senator, director, get al but their father land remain in the same shape of it's ancient look? We are all guilty of the problem and it's duty of me and you to collectively find solutions to it in a shorter possible time
Ojoku day is not the next and best thing now, why can't we use the money we are giving away to saheed osupa that will add nothing to life and look of the town than to that of Lagos base who will be only proud of hearing their name in the record?
We will build it ourselves, nobody will do it than me and you
May Almighty Allah bless and protect us all
©Rasheed Adekunle Owodunni
Kofaa compound

Riddles! Riddles!! Riddles!!!

A man was murdered on a Sunday, 1:39pm. At the time of his murder there was: The wife, the cook, the butler, the maid & the gardener
Their Alibis:
The wife says she was sleeping,
The cook was preparing breakfast,
The butler was cleaning the closet,
The maid was cleaning the living room,
The gardener was picking vegetables.
Immediately, Police arrest the murderer. Who did it & how did they know?

Waiting for your answers

Postulated By : Chukwudi

Kwara State College of Education Ilorin 2nd Batch Admission List Is Out!

Kwara State College of Education ilorin 2nd Batch 2016/2017 Admission List Released

Print Email

This is to inform interested applicants who have applied for the 2016/2017 screening exercise, that the 2nd batch admission list has been released. Check your admission status by using the link below:http://kwcoeilorin.edu.ng/portal/nce/nce_admission/

Breaking News! World Bank releases N125m to Kwara communities

World Bank releases N125m to Kwara communities
Date: 2016-11-13
    

The World Bank has released N125m for micro developmental projects in Kwara State, the General Manager, Kwara State Community and Social Development Agency has said. He stated that each benefiting community would be supported for micro-project(s) not exceeding N10m.He spoke in Ilorin, the Kwara State capital on Saturday during a training workshop for members of community project management committees and sub-committees from Olori, Hamdallah, Elan and Aiyekale communities in Kaiama, Ekiti and Asa Local government areas of Kwara State.

Source : The Sun newspaper

*NOTICE OF MASSIVE PROTEST OF KWARA STATE STUDENTS*.

*NOTICE OF MASSIVE PROTEST
OF KWARA STATE STUDENTS*.

*It is either we die for
something or we die for
nothing*
In the spirit of solidarity and
tenent of comradeship, the
leadership of National
Association of Kwara State
Students (nhqs) hereby humbly
invites all Kwara State Students
home and abroad, union
leaders, opinion leaders and
activists to *MOTHER OF ALL
PROTEST* scheduled to hold on
*Monday 14 of November,
2016 at Kwara State
polytechnic gate at 6:00 am*.
It must be noted that, this civil
protest is imperative at this
present moment in other to put
a stop to *various atrocities of
the RECTOR of the polytechnic,
Dr Elelu against students*. The
rector petitions and complain
against him has filled already
on our table. Let me also said
that in this our tenure, we shall
challenge all form of neo-liberal
attack against our students.
The protest is going to be a
multi facets one, as Monmouth
crowd of Students will be led to
KWARA STATE HOUSE OF
ASSEMBLY in the said date as
well. The rt.hon. Alli Ahmod's
house which has proven to be a
rubber stamp in the hand of
megida.
Do we have house committee
on Education at all ? if yes, what
are they waiting for to impeach
our insensitive Governor to the
plight of students ? Are they
not aware that non-
implementation of budget is a
criminal act? To set the record
straight, Megida has been
attributing sum of over three
hundred million annually for
our bursary and has never for
once since 2012 implement 5%
of it yet some one is in that
state Assembly monitoring
such budget. Our Assembly
must feel us and we shall
rewrite sense in their
nonsense.
This is a call for solidarity to
rescue our brother from
callous Rector and rescue all
our over 1.2 million kwara state
students from gluttonous
megida administration as well
as not "do well" Kwara State
House of Assembly.
OUR NATIONAL ASSEMBLY
MUST DO THE NEEDFUL AND
ELELU MUST GO!
God bless Nakss
God bless Kwara State God
bless Nigeria
UTHMAN YUSUF
NAKSS PRO NHQS

Postulated By: Chukwudi

STORY: THE VILLAGE GARDENER : PREAMBLE

PLEASE BETTER PEOPLE. MAKE UNA HELP ME CALL REGISTER ABEG. special invitee to everybody. your comments and support will matter’s a lot. thank you. But till then. make i go take some ALOMO and BREAD. don’t forget to come with your own Alomo and chin chin. or any of ur favourite snacks. My name is tobechukwu. tobe in short form. i am a 25 years old guy from umuagu village. In this story. i grew up in the village. i school in the village although i stopped at ss1 due to no parents to back me up. i have been in the village since i was born with my grandmamaa. well if you call me a village boy. you are right. i also have a girl friend name tochi. a village girl too.

Picture Of The Day

Qualify them one  with Adjective

Echoes Quote For Today

☀Duta Quote of the Day☀

If you wait for Happy moments, you will wait forever! But if you start believing each day that you are Happy �� then you will be happy forever! That's Life ��  for a HAPPY DAY today �� ��
Postulated By: Editor Chukwudi™

CAMPUS ECHOES SET TO BEGAN THE WRITING AND UPLOADING OF INTERESTING STORIES,POSTING OF SHOUT OUTS AND BIRTHDAY WISHES FROM STUDENTS AND LOTS MORE

Interesting! Isn't it? The Great campus echoed is now coming up with a lot of surprise and upgrades  very soon.
This surprises and upgrades are part of those things we think could make you enjoy our services better. The surprise ranged from, the uploading of different types of interesting stories for your reading, also students would be able to send shout outs to their loved ones using our platform, also students would be able to send birthday wishes to their loved ones using our platform, most handsome guy of the week, most beautiful lady of the week, also most admiring lecturer of the week, and many more.
Your maximum corporation will be needed to make all these services run smoothly without side effects..

What are your views concerning this information? Let's see your comments feel free to share  your thoughts

Postulated By : Editor Chukwudi

WELCOME MESSAGE TO ALL FRESHERS AND RETURNING STUDENTS OF KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN.

In a great and a dynamic way,THE CAMPUS ECHO hereby welcome FRESHERS and RETURNING STUDENTS of the Kwara State College of Education, Ilorin back on campus.
We urge you (The FRESHERS) to be vigilant about what goes on around you. Also, you are to sign the appropriate forms at the appropriate quarters. Make sure you confirm your 0'level results, school fees payment, and other payment receipts at the CITC building.  You are to ensure that you engage in all the screening exercise at the Registry (Baba Olofi/Mallam). Do not pay cash to either staff or students, all payments are strictly online. Be wary of scammers. The Students Union Government will schedule a date for your orientation where you would be enlightened on what you are required to do on campus.
Lastly, The Campus Echo school press are people you can share your views with without fear, we broadcast all forms of news in and outside the campus, we also post valuable and tangible information online, we are well recognized in all College's Units, (Library, Registry, Students Affairs, Security unit e.t.c). We are the voice of the voiceless, and our motor is: IN AN UNJUST SOCIETY, SILENCE IS A CRIME,
we also go for interviews and many other things, with time you will know us better.
If you are interested in joining us kindly inbox us your details and GSM number to @Ykdinoh2012@gmail.com

Written By: Editor Chukwudi

NON PAYMENT OF SIWES ALLOWANCE: NANS CALLS FOR ITF PROBE AND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT

NON PAYMENT OF SIWES ALLOWANCE: NANS CALLS FOR ITF PROBE AND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT

The Office of the Senate President, National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) writes, first and foremost, to categorically condemn the continued non payment of SIWES Allowance to students who had participated in the Students Industrial Work Experience Scheme (SIWES) from 2010 - 2015 by the Industrial Training Fund (ITF).

Secondly, the Office of the Senate President, NANS, writes to demand for the full probe of the Industrial Training Fund (ITF) by the Economic Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for non payment of ITF stipends to students from 2010 - 2015.

The National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), upon carrying out an extensive and rigorous investigation across various institutions in Nigeria, wishes to state in unequivocal terms that evidences exist beyond reasonable doubt that there is a systemic and endemic fraud being perpetuated at the ITF National Headquarters,Jos, Plateau State in partnership with the respective ITF offices in each state of the federation.

During the course of the nationwide investigation carried out by the Office of the Senate President, NANS, evidences/documents were obtained showing approval and disbursement of fund for the payment of SIWES Allowance for 2010 - 2015 SIWES set of students by the Federal Government.

The various ITF offices in each state of the federation has, over the years, been diverting hard earned stipend which students are entitled to under the pretense of 'inaccurate bank details' submitted by the students. This illegality is in connivance with the various commercial banks anchoring the SIWES Allowance payment. We call on the EFCC to also beam the agency's searchlight on all banks handling the payment of SIWES Allowance to Nigerian students. Any bank found culpable in this unethical practice should be duly sanctioned.

Furthermore, the Office of the Senate President, NANS, also discovered instances of SIWES Allowance being lodged with the ITF office, Jos, Plateau State. This is a well calculated attempt to divert, loot, and siphon the only form of subsidy being enjoyed by Nigerian students by the top echelons of ITF.

There is no moral justification, nor financial analogy for the non payment of SIWES Allowance to Nigerian students. We call on the ITF to learn from the swift, clean and efficient payment portal deployed by NYSC in the payment of monthly Corps members allowance with little or no fuss.

There should be a collaborative, cooperative, productive and positive synergy between various Ministries and MDAs of the Federal Government for effective implementations of various policies to better the lives of the Nigerian students and masses.

NANS finds it unacceptable, unpalatable, unprofessional and corruption-riddled if the process of payment of ITF/SIWES Allowance takes an average of THREE years from disbursement by the Federal Government to receipt by students!

NANS finds it unpatriotic on the part of the ITF as an agency and top ITF officials bringing this untoward hardship on Nigerian students for any student not to get paid for his/her complete the 6-month of I.T. scheme.

Finally, the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) is giving a two-week ultimatum to the ITF for the immediate commencement of payment of all outstanding SIWES Allowance from 2010 - 2015. Failure to commence the payment will leave us with no choice than to mobilise across all campuses in each state to stage a coordinated protest at the various ITF offices in every state to air our grievances over the non payment of the SIWES Allowance. The association would not hesitate to fully activate our nationwide mobilisation machineries to stage a grand protest at the ITF National Headquarter, Jos, Plateau State.

Signed:
Comrade Bamigbade Taiwo 'Egalitarian'
Senate President,
National Association of Nigerian Students
POSTED BY:CHUKWUDI™

JOKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!!

MY FATHER DON ENTER ONE-CHANCE:

My uncle joined Facebook two week ago. That is not the story. Ever since he did, I have been having headache censoring what to post and comment on. That is also not the gist.
The story is that he called me this morning and started complaining to
me saying: “kunle, this Facebook registration dey chop money oh”. Hmm? “Big daddy I no understand… how?” I asked curiously.
He sighed and complained: “Since wey I tell Ayanfe, your sister to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend” I became even more curious about his meaning of 'spending' to register on Facebook. So I asked him: “She bin no subscribe for MB before registering you?” he raised eyebrows and said: “Ha! which one be MB again? I hope say she no go come collect another money for that one? Because I don pay N8,000 for chatting permit, N10,000 for friend request fee, N3,000 for posting fee, N6,000 for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say Facebook say make I bring N5,000 for international Facebook passport. kunle I  don tire, na so una dey spend money for This thing?”
Please what should I tell my my uncle right now??
SENT BY: MALLAM YUSUF, ISS/SOS
EDITED BY: EDITOR CHUKWUDI™

MEN, THESE ARE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT EVERY WOMAN

Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!! ♥

Though You Find Dem Difficult Enough 

because....

If You Kiss Her.. You Are not a Gentleman..!! :/

& If You Don't.. You Are Not A Man :/

If You Praise Her.. She Thinks You Are Lying..!!

& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing

If You Agree To All Her Likes..You Are A Wimp !! :|

& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding

If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!

& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing

If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !! :<

& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy 

If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad..!! :\

& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her

If You Attempt Doing Romance.. She Says You Didn't Respect Her :l

& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her

If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !! :I

& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way

If You Visit Another Man.. You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !! :^

& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"

If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold :/

& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics

& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction

If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting :|

& If She Is Stared By Other Men.. She Says that they Are Just Admiring :/

If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen

& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk

--> In Short:

So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!

So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!

So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!

So Damning.. Yet So Wonderful

WRITTEN BY: EDITOR CHUKWUDI™

WELCOME SPEECH FROM THE PRESIDENT OF NASELS KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN CHAPTER

��OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS! EVER DYNAMIC NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!  EVER VIBRANT STUDENTS OF ENGLISH!!!

GREAT NASELS! Creativity in development and that is why we are the heartbeat of the college.
It is said as I quote that "Education is the best legacy" and this is why it is worth pursuing.

��On this note, permit me to consciously welcome all returning and the fresh students- most especially the students of English to this great citadel of learning where education is nothing but per excellence. It is always a great and rare opportunity to be admitted to study English, for the Department of English is always  the bedrock of any higher institution of which KWCOED ILORIN is not exempted.

✒At this Juncture, I will like to encourage you all to face your studies squarely and shun all kinds of negative association, behaviours and attitudes that can mar your mission and vision of being a student of KWCOED ILORIN.
You are highly free to see and ask any question to base on assistance academically, morally and in all positive ramifications from the numerous comrades  in the department; ranging from the NASELS 001 to other excos . I would also like inform you that
there are motherly and fatherly lecturers in the department who are ready to give guidance and lectures for the betterment of the entire students of English.
  Cultivate the habit of seriousness by attending lectures, tutorials and ELLIC(English Language and Literature Improvement Club) forum regularly because what worth doing at all worth doing well.
#ELLIC is meant for academic development of the entire students of English. Endeavor to be a member for you shall insha Allah improve academically and socially.
   To cap it all, as you are getting familiar to the campus, I wish and pray  you success throughout your programme.

I remain my humble self,
SEN. SHUAIB UTHMAN BILAL,
THE NASELS PRESSY 2016/17 ACADEMIC SESSION.

OPERATION E NI GBO ,AWA NAA O NI GBA...LED BY THE AMIABLE SUG PRESIDENT SENATOR ALAGBEDE

Today! The exercise was launched at the early hours of Today..Following the meeting between the SUG executives and the owners of the business centers outside the school gate which didn't yield any POSITIVE result.
  The Sug President has pleaded with the owners of the business centers outside the school gate to reduce the amount being charged for payment of school fees payment which some of them were charging a thousand naira while some 500 naira, but they refused to comply with the agreement which gave birth to the decision taken by the Students Union Government Kwara Coed chapter, that since the business centers in the school complex has complied that they will be charging 200 naira per school fees payment and necessary print outs will be printed for the students. so henceforth all students should neglect and desert the outsiders and should start patronising the people in the school complex for better service. The mobilization volunteers have started working today by mobilizing students most especially the freshers who are just coming in so they wouldn't fall in the wrong hands.
  A man who introduced himself as the business centers chairman called Al fati, during an interview claimed that he sat one on one with the provost to discuss the issue and they have both agreed that the students should be paying 300 naira per card transaction and without card they should be paying 400 naira. But the Sug President claimed the provost told him 200 naira per card transaction so the two sides are contradicting each other living the masses in confusion. We are yet to see the provost to listen to his own side of the story.
A man also, who is popularly known as Alfa outside the school gate also admitted that they are adding an increment of a thousand naira to the school fees payment, saying they have to print almost 6 print outs and he could only mention exam clearance, screening for the returning students.. Saying they cannot bring down the price either we like it or not, he included that they are not working for the students and are not paying to the school but paying to the local government..
So students are hereby advised to visit the school complex for any transaction from now on..
1st picture:The Alfa charging 1 Thousand naira per payment.
2nd picture: The signed school fees payment print out by the management..
3rd Picture: Unsigned, Fake school fees payment print out by the business centers outside the school gate.
More details about the school fees coming up soon.....
Written By: EDITOR CHUKWUDI™

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A MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE FEDPOFFA S.U.G EXECUTIVES AND SCHOOL MANAGEMENT

A MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE FEDPOFFA S.U.G EXECUTIVES AND SCHOOL MANAGEMENT

If someone were to ask me, I'd say the FEDPOFFA S.U.G Director for Media and Publicity needs to get himself more acquainted with the laws of English grammar and the general ethics of writing public messages. I believe he's supposed to write for the students of an higher institution and not pupils of school for the disabled. Its obvious he's becoming a fanfaron who now writes for his self aggrandizement and that of the Union President thereby forgetting their onus of responsibilities.

MY OPINION

We've had enough of university students who constantly thinks students of Polytechnics are all the less privileged summed up and the academically unencouraging people rounded up to further help them get successfully integrated into the human society.

It breaks my heart that this appalling writeup will spread out to the World as one that speaks on behalf of the FEDPOFFA Students Union Government Executives and the whole students of our noble citadel of learning. 

I propose an agitation for an amendment to further improve on the standard of prerequisites for our leaders in various leadership offices. We've had enough of people hiding behind 'Aluta Jargons' which has not been aiding our communication skills in the formal world. Its high time we start paving way for not only the literacy improvements from our lecture theatres but also that which spreads to the entire world through each of our lives for our future is determined by the who we are and the decisions we make today.

I hereby charge our Students Union Body to at least start building a good name for the school by ensuring that every official message of notification from either the school management or Students Union Government is officially constructed to best fit into world best standard.

I hope someone will see from my perspective today and share this till it gets to the entire S.U.G executives at large.

©Jejeniwa Olamilekan Samson
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1 soldier dead as troops foil another suicide attack

– Nigerian troops shot a female suicide bomber in Gwoza local government area of Borno state

– The troops killed recovered 2 AK-47, 3 Magazines, 109 rounds of 7.62mm (Special), 1 Torchlight, 1 Water bottle, 3 Magazine carrier, 1 Illuminator pyrotechnic and some quantity of drugs.

– One soldier lost his life in the attack

The Nigerian army has recorded another success in the war against terrorism as troops shot a female suicide bomber in Gwoza local government area of Borno state.

Confirming this success, the spokesperson of the Nigerian Army, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, said: Yesterday at about 9.45pm a suspects female suicide bomber attempted to enter the military location in Yamtake, Gwoza Local Government Area, Borno State but a vigilant sentry on duty gunned her down and she died instantly.

The failed suicide bombing attack was followed up with futile probing attack by terrorists which was decisively dealt with by the troops.

The troops killed all the 4 attackers including 2 suicide bombers and recovered 2 AK-47, 3 Magazines, 109 rounds of 7.62mm (Special), 1 Torchlight, 1 Water bottle, 3 Magazine carrier, 1 Illuminator pyrotechnic and some quantity of drugs. Unfortunately, we lost a soldier in the process.

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SUG PRESIDENT FROM A 300 LEVEL STUDENT,AGITATING FOR THE SCHOOL FEES..READ AND COMMENT..

What is the world turning into?
When you are Given the post of an HAWK ,and unfortunately YOU FAILED TO PICK A CHICK...
  I will also say my own even thou I know I will also be summoned concerning this article..
Why the hell would the SUG President.(Sen.Alagbede) denied not aware of the current situation and the advice given out by a GALLANT ALUTARIAN yesterday concerning the hike in the school fees being released recently.. All in the name of fear, when you know you can't stand up for the masses why take up the post ? As at 2014 academic season year 1 school fees was 38,900 then,year 2 paid less than that, while the year 3 students also did the same .as at 2015 academic season it began going up even thou the administration then(GBODOFU LED) was also not capable enough to do anything then.. Now we are here, instead of going down still no changes bt increment. We all understand what's going on in Nigeria right now ,where do you expect us to see all this money demanded? After paying the fees,we still going to pay almost 3000 naira for different types of receipts.so what are you all doing? Please wake up from slumber. Let your eyes be opened widely and fight for the right of the masses who voted for you without being scared of any one.. If you remain loyal and faithful.. Peoples prayers will always be your shield against anybody strike against you.. Mr president and the management we students are in pains just as our parents (Lecturers) are in pain..put yourselves in our shoes, you were not being paid salary and the little you are even earning from a petty business is not even enough for the family 3 meals a day, your wards came home telling you our school fees is out and it's 45k , imagine what would be your response to such child ,many parents are withdrawing their children in school all because they couldn't afford the money demanded, remember if we are not fully trained we are the leaders of tomorrow. How would you feel I'm future when your children are being lectured by a lecturer or teacher who did not finish receiving the norms and values which is expected he/she is expected to have earned in nce all because he couldn't afford the money,
Please and please help us out so God can help you too...
I have a lot to say but, this is all for now..
Written by Agbabiaka Adetunji.. BED DM 300L..To the SUG PRESIDENT.

FROM THE DESK OF THE SPEAKER OF THE STUDENTS UNION GOVERNMENT... HONORABLE ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIA STUDENTS!!!
I'm using this great opportunity to spread this information to the entire students of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin. (BEST WITH EXPERIENCE INSTITUTION). To be very patience in paying there school fees, because the student's representative council have agitated and pleaded to the management for the reduction of school fees, in which we were told to be patience for the feedback. For now you are all expected to be looking forward to a good outcome, and as we are looking let's get ourselves prepared for a new and successful academic instructions. From a vibrant alutarian, Hon. ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE, THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL. Aluta continual Victoria  ascerta.