A Word of Advice To All Ladies...Read Carefully

Dear Technical Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
down in overall system performance —
particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began
making unexpected changes to the
accounting modules.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an Operating System.
Please enter the command: I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-
law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck.

Postulated By : Chukwudi