MY FATHER DON ENTER ONE-CHANCE:
My uncle joined Facebook two week ago. That is not the story. Ever since he did, I have been having headache censoring what to post and comment on. That is also not the gist.
The story is that he called me this morning and started complaining to
me saying: “kunle, this Facebook registration dey chop money oh”. Hmm? “Big daddy I no understand… how?” I asked curiously.
He sighed and complained: “Since wey I tell Ayanfe, your sister to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend” I became even more curious about his meaning of 'spending' to register on Facebook. So I asked him: “She bin no subscribe for MB before registering you?” he raised eyebrows and said: “Ha! which one be MB again? I hope say she no go come collect another money for that one? Because I don pay N8,000 for chatting permit, N10,000 for friend request fee, N3,000 for posting fee, N6,000 for profile picture permit and this evening again, your sister don talk say Facebook say make I bring N5,000 for international Facebook passport. kunle I don tire, na so una dey spend money for This thing?”
Please what should I tell my my uncle right now??
SENT BY: MALLAM YUSUF, ISS/SOS
EDITED BY: EDITOR CHUKWUDI™
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