WHAT A SUCCESS FILLED AND RIOT FREE MATRICULATION DAY AT KWCOED ILORIN TODAY!

WHAT A SUCCESS FILLED AND RIOT FREE MATRICULATION DAY IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN.

It was really an amazing and a dream come true matter today at Kwara State College of Education Ilorin campus before, during and after the new intakes matriculation day.

The event kicked off at exactly 10:30am today at the school hall 2 building, the students already filled the hall to the extent that,the hall could no longer accommodate any more students again. The securities started stopping the students from going in so that the hall would not be overcrowded.
The program kicked off exactly at 10:30am upon the arrival of the school Provost and some other Professors in the college. Our reporter was denied entering the hall at first by the school securities but after series of explanations and presentation of his press card he was allowed in. The National anthem was recited, followed by the opening speech and words of advice to the students. Thankfully the event went well with no casualties recorded.
The casualties recorded so far isn't much and critical, although even as tough as the security in the campus is today some hoodlums still manage to find their way in successfully with the help of their gangs that are in school, some were from Kwara State Polytechnic, while some are from places like Federal Polytechnic offa, college of Education oro, lafiagi,Kwasu malete and so on but thank God their planned attacks were foiled and aborted because the police kept parading and spotting them in their hideouts.
Also a guy was arrested by the man'o war securities this early morning suspected to be among those that smuggled their way in to destroy the peace of the school and was taken to an unknown destination.
Also another casualty that was observed was that of the students Union and Students representative councils engaging in some kind of violent act with the chairman of the photographers invited to take students pictures in the school today an also a photographer was reportedly to have intended to box an SRC executive when he tried to seize his camera.
The police later came to the scene to arrest the fighters and took them down to the security unit, the speaker of the school was seen dramatizing that his SRC must not be locked up, so he made a call to the sug President who later joined them then went to the security unit to get the SRC out.
When we interviewed an SUG exco about the incident, he said ,the man refused to purchase a pass/receipt meant for people who came to take photographs for students which caused the Honorable to forcefully collect his camera which he wasn't ready to release to him that was the reason for the commotion between them.

We later interviewed the speaker of the school,hon.Abdullahi Ahmed bolakale he said we have done a meeting with them yesterday and we reached an agreement that they will be issued a pass/ticket to cover them up and we promised not to allow any outsider come in to work but them, only for us to arrive now and we were being told another story most especially by the chairman (Bob shege) that we will be settled in two days time, just listen to that. We only asked them to pay a sum of 300naira only then a receipt to cover them up will be issued. But some complied while some refused so I asked the SRCs to start seizing cameras starting from the chairman himself. He was reportedly said to have slapped the SRC which arouse the anger of others and the students also and started beating him up before the police who were nearby interference.
Apart from all these, the matriculation was nothing but a total riot free and success filled one and series of Kudos to the Students Unions and Students Representative councils sen.Muzamil Alagbede and Hon.Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale led for their efforts to make it be that way.
Kudos to the Man'o war securities also for stopping students at the school gate for checking in and asking ladies with too much make ups and indecent dressings to go back/rob their lips off at the gate before going in. Also to the Policemen who kept parading the campus and making it a hell to stay for the people who came to disturb the peace of the college.
On behalf of the whole Campusechoe Editors, we are saying happy matriculation day to the Freshers.
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Written by: Chukwudi

Posted by: Chukwudi

FROM THE DESK OF THE SUG PRESIDENT SEN.MUZAMIL ALAGBEDE

From the Desk Of The SUG President. Sen.Muzamil Alagbede

Muzamil: Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about
200 to 300 million sperms are deposited by d
man, they all begin to swim upwards within the
tract to meet with the ovum. Of the over 200
million that are deposited, only 300 to 500
actually reach the site( others get tired on the
way because it is not a small race).And of the300
that manage to reach the ovum(egg), only one
fertilizes the egg,and in this case the
Winning One was YOU. Have u ever thought
about this? You ran a race without your eyes and
you won, you ran without education and you won,
you ran without a certificate and you won,you ran
without help.....and you won. What makes you
think you will lose now? Now that you have both
eyes and legs, now that you have the knowledge
of God's word, now that you have aplan, a dream
and a vision. Beloved, you didn't
give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving
up now is an insult to your creator. It doesn't
matter what you see now, take it as a challenge,
always remember that you WON from the womb.
Always be Grateful to God no matter what. Better
days ahead.... You'll all smile soon, let's
keep hope alive.*
#happy matriculation day to all fresher#
By distinguish senator #alagbede#the aluta pilot of kwcoed Ilorin.

Written by: Sen.Muzamil Alagbede
001 (SUG President)Of kwcoed Ilorin

Posted by: Chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS!!! SHINE YOUR FACE! THEY ARE NOW IN SCHOOL AHEAD OF MATRICULATION DAY

STUDENTS SHINE YOUR FACE! THEY ARE NOW IN SCHOOL AHEAD OF MATRICULATION DAY

Yesterday evening would have been dramatic and a violence one supposing the alutanist and the school securities hadn't been hinted concerning the entrance of some suspected cult members which were believed to be on the TOP OF THE SCHOOL MOST WANTED LIST,They were reported to have been visiting each president office requesting for money and some other items, also challenging some students of the college illegally mostly ladies.
A source also said that,they were said to have be in two groups and were about to cause a riot in the school but successfully repelled by the ALUTANIST AND THE SCHOOL SECURITIES and have
Arrested and taken away to an unknown destination which we can't say precisely, the rest of the group has been reported to have fled away when some of them has been arrested and a lady also was reportedly to be arrested with them, due to the leader of the gang's statement that they were in the school to see the lady.
They were said to have come with a car to the school which was parked along ART AND SOCIAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT and their car tyres has been flattered so that it wouldn't be moved from there. Students make sure you are very security conscious of your immediate surroundings, make sure you report any suspicious movements or activities around you, don't hesitate to call these numbers: 08129418319,
08094839419,
08149794300,
08137214718,
07068118042,
08034291645.
And your call will be answered ASAP.

Below is the picture of the vehicle they brought in.
My question is how did they came in without the school securities at the gate notice because they are well know HOODLUMS.
I think our SECURITY CHANNELS SHOULD BE NEATLY AND THOROUGHLY OBSERVED!

WRITTEN BY : CHUKWUDI
POSTED BY : CHUKWUDI

KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ILORIN MATRICULATION DAY SCHEDULED!!!

MATRICULATION! MATRICULATION!! MATRICULATION!!!

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIA STUDENTS!!!

This is to notify all the students of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin.  That the planned plans of the management concerning the matriculation day is very effective, and as this day is approaching I must let you understand that this event is very paramount to the entire management and S.U.G. executives. On the 11th of January was stated to be the matriculation day for all freshers. Let's try to be disciplined in the sense that we prepare ourselves ahead of the scheduled day by looking gorgeous and glamour in cooperate dresses, our departmental lanyards and I.D. cards, the S. U. G. Executives are very ready to work hand in hand with the management to ensure that we have this year matriculation successfully. If anyone is caught with deviant behavior such a person shall be arrested by police officers, please men and women we were known to be the BEST WITH EXPERIENCE in our citadel of learning; where education is per excellence, let's protect our  images and our family names in order to be great in future. There is one adage, which says "chase excellent and success will chase you" In this note I will like to let you know my humble self, Hon. Abdullahi Ahmed Bolakale,  the Senate president of Kwara state college of education, Ilorin.

Reported by : Editor Lyrical

Posted by: Chukwudi

SHOCKING!!! THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL HON.ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO HAVE SUSPENDED MORE THAN HALF OF HIS SRCs YESTERDAY

Reports reaching us yesterday afternoon that the speaker of the school has been said to have suspended more than half of his SRCs ,which includes both SRC 1 and 2 of some departments names withheld.

They have been suspended based on some allegations which includes not carrying out their assignments and not contributing effectively towards the movement.
Some were said not have been showing up for parliamentary meetings that they have been conducting since.
The speaker hereby gave those affected suspension letters asking them to write an apology letter directing it to the students affairs unit and adding that whosoever is not contented with the punishment or not ready to do so should ask their various department to provide another person who Will be ready to serve to the union.
After some brief interview with some of the affected SRCs, majority of them were not satisfied with the judgment passed saying why do they have to write to the affairs unit. If he can't accept their apologies he should better take his post and continue paddling the canoe of the union alone then if he could without the paddles (them).
We are yet to see the speaker because all our efforts to see him prove abortive, even saying if the press should  come to his office, he will get them locked up saying they came to harm him.

Reporting: editor chukwudi

Posted by : Editor chukwudi

BREAKING NEWS: ORIENTATION PROGRAM FOR KWCOED ILORIN FRESHERS (LANGUAGES & SCIENCE DEPARTMENT)

The orientation program for the new intakes of kwcoed Ilorin kick started yesterday,starting with the department of Languages and Science.

The program which was scheduled for 3 days started yesterday. Due to some delays from the program organizers, the program which was scheduled to commence at 10am was later kick started at exactly 12:30 pm .
The program organizers said it was the representative of the Provost of the school person of Dr.M.B TAIWO, that's delaying them, they said the program cannot commence unless he is on seat.

The program was anchored by the college PRO person of MR.AYELABEGAN, attending the program was the Deputy provost Dr. M. B Taiwo, MR ONIGBEGIRI from the school of science,MR WALE ADEKANYE from students affairs unit,MR ONIYANGI from school of languages,MR ABDULLAHI FROM STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT, ALHAJI AGBAOJA ,CHEIF SECURITY OFFICER, DEAN OF JUNIOR SECONDARY EDUCATION PRINCE S.O OYEYEMI, MR OLOKOTO,ALHAJA FROM CLINIC, DR ABDUL RAHEEM DEAN OF STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT, REPRESENTATIVE FROM GUIDANCE AND COUNSELING CENTER, AND MR FABIYI FROM CITC AND SOME MORE FROM REGISTRY AND SO ON.
ALSO THE SUG PRESIDENT SEN.ALAGBEDE, THE SPEAKER HON.ABDULLAHI, the Sug AGS, Social director, deputy speaker,and the SRCs also attended the program.
The program started with the recitation of the national anthem, opening prayer by the dean of JSE Prince Oyeyemi, opening remarks from the deputy provost Dr Mb Taiwo, then speech and advice from the clinic unit representative, Dr abdulraheem also made his own speech followed by Security advise from the CSO representative, then the representative of Guidance and counseling also gave the students the college dress code, and also told the students that security check up will start by Monday, any student with indecent dressing will be sent back from the gate and hostel.
Mr. Fabiyi from CITC also told the students what the unit is all about then Mr wale rounded up the program with his speech. Questions from students were entertained but none stood up to ask, a student was also caught by Mr ayelabegan putting on a black spectacle (Eye Glass) and was handed over to the security operatives to serve as an example to the others.
Below is the picture taken at the event.

Reporting: Editor Lyrical
Written and posted by: Chukwudi

SHAFTS AMONG BEANS, SELF WALFARISM AND NOT STUDENTS WALFARISM,IS THAT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE? - Owodunni Lukmon(Lyrical)

SHAFTS AMONG BEANS, SELF WELFARISM AND NOT STUDENTS, IS THAT THE WAYS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE? - OWODUNNI LUKMON (LYRICAL)

I know people will be like, what has he come to say again? What is it this time around?
Let me say prestisimple starting with this saying that goes thus ; a situation whereby shafts are not being separated from the beans, the beans gets the blame and not the shafts.
Why do we have animals amongst people? Why are we humans always misusing the power we promised to use for FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT OF THE STUDENTS? INSTEAD OF WE USING IT TO FIGHT FOR THEM THEN WE ARE USING IT TO INFLICT A CROSIPOLOUS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE ON THEM.
THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS FROM THE STUDENTS CONCERNING SOME BABARIC AND OGONIXIOLIC ACTS OF THE PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCILS (SRCs) WE CALL THEM PEOPLE IN YELLOW.
We have been trying to observe some of these acts and successfully we witnessed 2 Different incidents today.
The first 1 happened when the orientation for the new intakes, the second batch meant for the department of art and social science at the hall 2 today, when an SRC was trying to address the students not to create a noisy atmosphere. He approached a female student which he claimed to have warned times without number to stop talking and concentrate, he was said to have asked the Lady to stand up, then the lady without knowing who he is challenged him saying what has she done, but instead of settling the matter amicably the lady was said to have been taken to the school security unit. Is that expected of an SRC ?  Later at the end of the program the colleagues of the lady arrested while talking with the press made a statement saying"the SRC has approached my friend before today and she insulted him I think that's why he acted that way to bounce back on her, after listening to this our reporter tried to interview the SRC but the speaker of the school refused to let him attend to the press. Does that means he is already aware of the incident and doesn't want him to let it out to the press in order not to dent their image?
This same SRC was said to have SEIZED SOME MOBILE FONES FROM SOME STUDENTS ALSO IN THAT SAME HALL DURING THE PROGRAM WHICH HE REFUSED TO RETURN AND AFTER THE PROGRAM, does that means he has something to do with those ladies also? HE SAID THE FONE IS NOW WITH HON. PELE, AND THE SPEAKER FINALISED THE MATTER BY ASKING THE LADIES WHO ARE THE OWNER OF THE FONE TO COME OVER TO THE SPEAKER OFFICE TO GET THEIR FONE BACK, PLEASE WHY IS IT SO?
when the ladies came to our reporter to help plead with the speaker of the school to release the Fone, An SRC shunned the Reporter saying the ladies should come to their office later for the Fone , even gotten a point he (SRC) was about raising his hands to beat up the reporter but some of his colleagues stopped him from doing that. DOES THAT MEANS THE PRESS AND THE STUDENTS DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO INTERVIEW OR QUESTION THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL? WHAT AUTHORITY DOES HE AND HIS HONOURABLES POSSES THAT THE PROVOST OF THE SCHOOL DOESN'T HAVE? WE DO INTERVIEW THE PROVOST OF THE SCHOOL AND THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM DOESN'T INTERVENE AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BUT JUST TO HONOUR HIM THE PROVOST NOT WE THE REPORTERS THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T INTERVENE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN IN A NEWS WHERE THE SPEAKER, PRESIDENT OR A PROFESSOR IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A PRESS AND PEOPLE BESIDE HIM INTERVENE? HELL NO!
I WILL URGE THE SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL TO GIVE PROPER ORIENTATION TO THEIR SRC 2s FOR THEM TO KNOW THEIR BOUNDS AND WHAT THEIR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ASSIGNMENT IS, AND NOT USING THE POWER GIVEN TO THEM BY THE PEOPLE TO INFLICT PAIN ON THEM AS A MEANS OF APPRECIATION FOR ELECTING YOU THERE.
ALSO WILL URGE THE SPEAKER TO SEPARATE THE SHAFTS AMONG THE BEANS BECAUSE NOBODY WILL BLAME THE SHAFT WHEN EATING BUT THE BEANS WILL BE SAID TO BE BAD.
THERE IS A YORUBA ADAGE WHICH SAYS: OMO OSAN NII KO PONPO BA IYA RE, IT'S THE UNRIPE ORANGE THAT MAKES THE ONES THAT ARE RIPE TO BE BEATEN.
I REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF EDITOR LYRICAL (THE TALKING PEN)!

Reported by: Editor Lyrical

Written by: Editor Chukwudi