Search Articles on this Blog

Saturday, December 17, 2016

NIGERIANS!!! REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD STOP INVESTING IN MMM - COMRADE LYRICAL

NIGERIANS!!! REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD STOP INVESTING IN MMM - COMRADE LYRICAL

The MMM financial scheme caught on like wildfire in Nigeria but it has frozen its transactions, leaving many investors unsure what will happen to their savings. The BBC's Stephanie Hegarty explains how the Ponzi scheme found its way to the most populous nation in Africa and how it managed to survive.

What is MMM?

Well, that depends on who you speak to. According to MMM itself, it is a "social financial network of people providing help and getting help from each other".

Members are supposed to receive 30% back on their investment in just 30 days. It launched in Nigeria in November 2015 and according to its founders, has three million members.
But it has a murky history. It started in Russia in the 1990s and collapsed a few years later losing an estimated $100m (£80.3m) belonging to its members.
The Russian government outlawed the scheme and founder Sergey Mavrodi was jailed for four years.

Sergei Mavrodi was released from Russian prison in 2007
It made its way to China where it was also banned. But in the past two years, the scheme has appeared in South Africa, Zimbabwe, Kenya, Uganda and Nigeria.

Nigeria's financial regulator, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), say it is a Ponzi scheme.
That means money paid in by new members is used to pay back previous members. It doesn't generate any profit but relies on new members to keep going, which means that sooner or later it will collapse.

"No profit is being created," says economist Tunji Andrews. "And the people that are going to pay for all your profit right now are the people that are going to get stuck when MMM finally crashes."

How does it work?

Members either sign up online or with the help of a "guider" - a member who gets commission to recruit more investors.
To start, one can invest as little as 15,000 naira (£32; $40). That money gets paid directly to another member.
The idea is that after 30 days, every member reaps their profits. "Guiders" get a 10% cut of the new members' investment.
Over the past few months, MMM Nigeria has undertaken an aggressive advertising campaign and used community forums and church meetings to recruit members.

Why are people talking about it?

On 13 December, the scheme was frozen. Members who expected a pay-out since Tuesday have been disappointed.
MMM claims it froze the scheme to deal with heavy traffic that it experienced in the run-up to the Christmas holidays.

It says it will re-open in January and though many people are sceptical, others have staunchly defended the scheme.

Nigeria is in the middle of its worst recession in decades. Banks are not lending and so many people are hailing MMM as a source of capital.

MMM Nigeria image caption testimonies of members can also be found on the website
Since it first appeared in 2015, authorities have issued warning to Nigerians against investing. In a country that does not have a huge amount of trust in its government, millions ignored that advice.
Seven people, who do not wish to be named, explain how they got involved in the scheme. We will call them by different names.

Margaret, a farmer from Port Harcourt told me that MMM was "a blessing". She used it to pay rent when her business slowed due to the recession.
Similarly Bolu from Ilorin described MMM as "beautiful". He was able to pay his school fees and buy a printer. Both are optimistic the scheme will work again.

Most of the people who spoke to our team had initially made good returns on their investments, compelling them to invest huge amounts later. Unfortunately for them, the company froze its operations.
Isaac invested 50,000 naira in the scheme and got his returns. Two days later he invested 950,000 naira. He was supposed to get his money back on 14 December. So far, he has received nothing.

MMM say it is up front about the risks. A warning on its website reads: "The only rule is no rules… "Win" might not be paid without any reasons or explanations."
All the investors we spoke to admitted that they had been aware of the warnings but thought the risk was worth taking.

Have people lost their money?

At the moment, it is unclear whether investors will get their money back but authorities in Nigeria believe that it is inevitable that people will lose out. There is not enough money in the system to carry on forever.
Folusho Awosanya claims to be the spokesperson for MMM. I found his number after browsing the MMM website.

He told me in a phone interview that the earnings of investors "are being calculated but will be paid to them when MMM Nigeria unfreezes its activities".

He however, was unable to indicate exactly when that will happen.
Even if MMM reopens in January as it claims, it is likely that the scheme would collapse at some point.

Is MMM breaking the law?

MMM Nigeria's website features live chat where prospective members can chat with a 'consultant'
According to the privacy laws of SEC, once a scheme like this gets a certain level of investment it must be registered.

MMM is not registered with the financial regulator so technically, it could be breaking the law.
But the SEC has not yet taken any active steps to prosecute it.
What happens next?

Members have to wait until January to see if MMM is as good as its word.
Until then its investors can only hope to get their money back.
But MMM is under no legal obligation to return it.

If the scheme does "unfreeze", that might encourage more people to invest.
And that means even more people are at risk of losing their savings.

What Are Your Views Concerning These Article ?

Written by: Comrade LYRICAL

Postulated by: Chukwudi

Friday, December 16, 2016

A MEETING WITH THE SUG PRESIDENT SEN.ALAGBEDE


A MEETING WITH THE SUG PRESIDENT SEN.ALAGBEDE

The meeting which was supposed to began at 12pm later started at 1pm due to the absence of the Sug President Sen. Alagbede, in the building.

The president Later apologized to all Participants of The meeting, ranging from the SPEAKING SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL,HON.ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE, THE DEPUTY SPEAKER, FEDERAL HONOURABLES,STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL EXECUTIVES,CEC OFFICERS ALSO, SCHOOLS PRESIDENTS AND THEIR GEN.SECS AND ALSO UNITS PRESIDENTS AND THEIR GEN.SEC AS WELL AND AS YOU ALL KNOW A CAMPUSECHOE REPRESENTATIVE WAS ALSO THERE.

The president first of all advised everyone to make use of their office in a way that they could make a POSITIVE AND UNFORGETTABLE HISTORY IN THE SCHOOL CAMPUS.

Then he tabled the agenda that bring about the meeting. Which he said were three in numbers.
The first thing he talked about on the list was MOWER, Mower is a machine being used to cut grasses.


He (The president) Urged all Units presidents to come together in unity and undee the umbrella of a school should provide a MOWER MACHINE EACH.
For example The School of Languages has four (4) departments under it, which are English,Yoruba,Arabic and french. These four depatments are to contribute each and the president of Languages will also contribute to it then they will Buy A Mower Machine which will be labelled With School of Languages and will be kept in their department and will always be used to clear their surroundings when needed since the school isn't responding to their call on the bushes issue.
The idea was welcomed by the whole house.

The second issue being discussed is the issue of LAYAD, LAYAD is the rope we use to hang our Id card on our necks which was designed based on different schools colour and with the COLLEGE NAME AND LOGO.

The president Implore all Schools and departmental presidents to make sure that the layad goes round to their student most especially the FRESHERS, before their matriculation day because the school is planning on bringing in SOLDIERS on that very Day and anyone that is found without layad and at least DEPARTMENTAL I.D CARDS would assumed to be a HOODLUM WHO IS THERE FOR RIOT PURPOSE and he also said the SRCs will also go round that day to ensure everyone is safe.
He added that all routes to the College will be mounted by SECURITY OFFICIALS
TO ENSURE NO EXTERNAL CRIMINAL COMES IN.AND IT WILL BE A NO LAYAD NO ENTRANCE DAY NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.

Lastly The president talked about A STARTER'S PACK.
This starter pack is a combination of things like CUSTOMIZED BOOKS,PEN,VEST,BAG ETC. Which will be given to each student at the rate Of TWO THOUSAND NAIRA ONLY(2,000).
The starter's pack is a project strategised for the students of the school most esespecially the freshets,so as to be in uniformity,and enjoy that offer at low prizes.

                                

The Speaker Hon.Abdullahi was asked to say to the matter,
He started by CONDEMNING THE PRESIDENT AND SOME OTHER EXECUTIVES LIKE HIS OWN DEPUTY SPEAKER,SOME CEC EXECUTIVES,FEDRAL HONOURABLES AND SRCs FOR NOT PUTTING ON THEIR LAYADS.
He later implore them to always be with it everytime for SECURITY PURPOSE, HE ALSO IMPLORE ALL DEPARTMENTAL SENATORS TO TELL THEIR STUDENTS TO ALWAYS BE IN DEPARTMENTAL UNIFORM IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS.

SEN.BILAL ALSO TALKED ABOUT AN ARTICLE HE READ ONLINE AND REQUESTED THE SUG PRESIDENT SHOULD LOOK INTO THE CAMPUSECHOE OFFICIALS WALFARISM AND FINANCING ALSO.

SOURCE: OLOFOFO COLLEGE
WRITTEN BY : LYRICAL
POSTULATED BY: CHUKWUDI

A MEETING WITH THE SUG PRESIDENT


The meeting which was supposed to began at 12pm later started at 1pm due to the absence of the Sug President Sen. Alagbede, in the building.

The president Later apologized to all Participants of The meeting, ranging from the SPEAKING SPEAKER OF THE SCHOOL,HON.ABDULLAHI AHMED BOLAKALE, THE DEPUTY SPEAKER, FEDERAL HONOURABLES,STUDENTS REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL EXECUTIVES,CEC OFFICERS ALSO, SCHOOLS PRESIDENTS AND THEIR GEN.SECS AND ALSO UNITS PRESIDENTS AND THEIR GEN.SEC AS WELL AND AS YOU ALL KNOW A CAMPUSECHOE REPRESENTATIVE WAS ALSO THERE.

The president first of all advised everyone to make use of their office in a way that they could make a POSITIVE AND UNFORGETTABLE HISTORY IN THE SCHOOL CAMPUS.

Then he tabled the agenda that bring about the meeting. Which he said were three in numbers.
The first thing he talked about on the list was MOWER, Mower is a machine being used to cut grasses.


He (The president) Urged all Units presidents to come together in unity and undee the umbrella of a school should provide a MOWER MACHINE EACH.
For example The School of Languages has four (4) departments under it, which are English,Yoruba,Arabic and french. These four depatments are to contribute each and the president of Languages will also contribute to it then they will Buy A Mower Machine which will be labelled With School of Languages and will be kept in their department and will always be used to clear their surroundings when needed since the school isn't responding to their call on the bushes issue.
The idea was welcomed by the whole house.

The second issue being discussed is the issue of LAYAD, LAYAD is the rope we use to hang our Id card on our necks which was designed based on different schools colour and with the COLLEGE NAME AND LOGO.


The president Implore all Schools and departmental presidents to make sure that the layad goes round to their student most especially the FRESHERS, before their matriculation day because the school is planning on bringing in SOLDIERS on that very Day and anyone that is found without layad and at least DEPARTMENTAL I.D CARDS would assumed to be a HOODLUM WHO IS THERE FOR RIOT PURPOSE and he also said the SRCs will also go round that day to ensure everyone is safe.
He added that all routes to the College will be mounted by SECURITY OFFICIALS
TO ENSURE NO EXTERNAL CRIMINAL COMES IN.AND IT WILL BE A NO LAYAD NO ENTRANCE DAY NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.


Lastly The president talked about A STARTER'S PACK.
This starter pack is a combination of things like CUSTOMIZED BOOKS,PEN,VEST,BAG ETC. Which will be given to each student at the rate Of TWO THOUSAND NAIRA ONLY(2,000).
The starter's pack is a project strategised for the students of the school most esespecially the freshets,so as to be in uniformity,and enjoy that offer at low prizes.

                               



The Speaker Hon.Abdullahi was asked to say to the matter,
He started by CONDEMNING THE PRESIDENT AND SOME OTHER EXECUTIVES LIKE HIS OWN DEPUTY SPEAKER,SOME CEC EXECUTIVES,FEDRAL HONOURABLES AND SRCs FOR NOT PUTTING ON THEIR LAYADS.
He later implore them to always be with it everytime for SECURITY PURPOSE, HE ALSO IMPLORE ALL DEPARTMENTAL SENATORS TO TELL THEIR STUDENTS TO ALWAYS BE IN DEPARTMENTAL UNIFORM IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS.

SEN.BILAL ALSO TALKED ABOUT AN ARTICLE HE READ ONLINE AND REQUESTED THE SUG PRESIDENT SHOULD LOOK INTO THE CAMPUSECHOE OFFICIALS WALFARISM AND FINANCING ALSO.


SOURCE: OLOFOFO COLLEGE
WRITTEN BY : LYRICAL
POSTULATED BY: CHUKWUDI

CAMPUSECHOE OFFICIAL BLOG: ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE!

CAMPUSECHOE OFFICIAL BLOG: ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE!

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE! SAYS S.KALLAH

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE :S.KALLAH

FRIDAY, 16TH, DECEMBER, 2016

ALAGBEDE IS LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM DOUBLE is the anthem being chanted by the STUDENTS UNION SOCIAL DIRECTOR popularly known as S.KALLAH this morning.
S.kallah was recently said to have been LOCKED UP AT THE SECURITY UNITS yesterday after series of ALLEGATIONS PUT AGAINST HIM BY THE SUG PRESIDENT AT THE SECURITY UNIT.
Today he approached one of the hostel staffs, MRS FATIMAH challenging her that she was said to have been the one who reported him to the Sug President that he and the others occupying the Sug lodge in the hostel are engaging in some ILLEGAL ACTIONS IN THE HOSTEL, of which includes: RAPING OF FEMALE STUDENTS, SMOKING MARIJUANA, DRINKING OF ALCOHOLS AND EVEN WENT TO THE EXTREME OF DAMAGING THE PIPE OF THE BOREHOLE WATER IN THE HOSTEL, AND ALSO CHALLENGING THE SUG PRESIDENT THAT THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. He (s.kallah) insisted that Mrs fatimah should please follow him to the security unit to Clear herself of the allegation that she was the one who reported them to the Sug President.
He added that he was even denied saying his own part of the story at the security unit but was just told by the C.S.O that he should be quiet then asked to put down statements then afterwards he was LOCKED UP.

Mrs fatimah was also annoyed that such thing was said against her and she angrily explained that" THAT YEYE BOY (ALAGBEDE) IS NOT OKAY AT ALL, YOU HAVEN'T HAD A LEADER YET, BECAUSE A LEADER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE THAT WAY HE IS BEHAVING.
SHE SAID"HE CAME HERE 2DAYS AGO AND MET ME AND MR AKANBI ONLY, THEN HE STARTED TALKING IN A COMMAND TONE AS IF HE WAS OUR EMPLOYER, TELLING US HE COMMAND US TO GO AND LOCK THE SUG LODGE NOW! I WAS FLAGABASTED THAT WHO ARE YOU TO COMMAND ME ? I LATER TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNIT BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVE ROOMS IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
MR.AKANBI EVEN FOLLOWED HIM I THINK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I TALKED TO HIM WHICH I LATER SCOLDED HIM FOR DOING THAT.
HE LATER CAME YESTERDAY TO SEE BABA AGBA ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHICH BABA AGBA EVEN LAMBASTED HIM HERE IN HIS OFFICE AND HE PROSTRATED THEN APOLOGIZED. THEN HE TABLED THE REASONS FOR HIS WANTING TO LOCK THE ROOM WHICH BABA STILL TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS UNITS THEN I THINK HE LATER CAME WITH A SECURITY TO DO THAT HIMSELF, SO WHY WOULD HE GET TO THE SECURITY UNIT AND START ROPING ME?

S.KALLAH also added that he even ROPED HIM THAT HE IS THE ONE GIVING IJMB STUDENTS MORALE TO ALWAYS STAY AT THE ISC LAB THAT HAS BEEN PROHIBITED FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY DO STAY THERE TOGETHER.

A MAN O WAR GUY WHO WAS AT THE SCENE ALSO CONFIRMED THAT HE REQUESTED THAT AN SUG EXCO SHOULD ALWAYS GO WITH THEM WHENEVER THEY WANT TO GO AND CHASE THEM AWAY FROM THE ISC LAB INTO THEIR HOSTEL ROOMS ,SO HE SAID S.KALLAH AND A GUY WERE THE ONES WHO VOLUNTEERED THEMSELVES AND HAVE BEEN ALWAYS GOING WITH THEM.

S.KALLAH JUST KEPT MUTTERING THE STATEMENT "EMI NI MUSE TI MOLE, O TUN WA PARO MO MI, MO SESE MA WA BERE GBOGBO NKAN TO NI MO NSE NI BAYII" (I AM THE ONE MUSE LOCKED UP AND EVEN ROPED, I WILL NOW START DOING THOSE THINGS HE LIED THAT I DID NOW)

MRS FATIMAH AND A SECURITY OFFICIAL ADVISED HIM THEN NOT TO DO THAT BUT RATHER CONTINUE HIS SINCERE WAYS, MRS FATIMAH ALSO SAID WHEN BABA AGBA COMES ,SHE WILL MAKE SURE SHE GOES TO  THE SECURITY UNIT TO CLEAR HERSELF.

WE EXPECTING A REPLY FROM THE SUG PRESIDENT CONCERNING ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS

SOURCE: OLOFOFO

WRITTEN BY: CHUKWUDI
POSTULATED BY: CHUKWUDI

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN CAMPUS.(PART 1) THE LADIES HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

INSECURITY AT RED ALERT IN KWARA STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN CAMPUS.(PART 1) THE LADIES HOSTEL SIDE OF THE STORY

It has been brought to our notice that the school is no longer safe for the students welfarism at all.
The problems occurring ranges from the ladies hostel which I think should be well camped and should be highly secured because they are flexible beings. The hostel is no longer a SAFE HEAVEN for the students but an HETEROGENEOUS HELL for them,an hostelite while speaking with our correspondent reportedly said" our hostel is full of shame,even the day a relative came to deliver some foodstuffs to me , she refused to stay over the night but rather went to lodge in a hotel till the next day saying a MARKET SQUARE IS BETTER OFF OUR HOSTEL" another students said "The provost of the school have been here times without number with sympathy and kept making UNFULFILLED PROMISES to us,also THAT ONE THAT CALLED HIMSELF THE SUG PRESIDENT AND HIS FELLOW EXCOS have been coming here times without number, the last time we were visited, we were told to choose EITHER THE FALLEN FENCE OR ELECTRICITY and out of the curiosity to have light we requested for light which was really done, but the fence still remained unattended to.. Another student said" KILLING OF SNAKES,BEING VISITED BY AN ALLIGATOR, AND SOME UNINVITED GUEST (GUYS) FROM SAWMILL GARAGE AREA WHO ALWAYS COME TO PACK EMPTY CANS OF DRINKS AND SOME OTHER METALLIC OBJECTS,AND SOME ALWAYS COME TO LOOK AT THEIR NUDITY.
They also complained that some big men are coming into the school compound to pick the students lodging at the hostel at night and the security personnel are not challenging them after being given some TIPS(BRIBE).
And lastly we were informed that some lecturers are also staying back at night and abusing students in their offices after the school Hours.
We were also tipped that some IJMB STUDENTS HAVE WENT MISSING SINCE LAST WEEK AFTER ATTENDING SOME NIGHT PARTY WHICH THEY NEVER RETURNED..
The CONCERNED OFFICES are hereby implored by the students to please look into consideration their welfarism and security..

Next on the discussion list is the Boys hostel views on the insecurity of the college... Stay tuned !!!

Written by: Chukwudi
Postulated by: Chukwudi

FROM THE TABLE OF COMRADE OWODUNNI LUKMON OLAYINKA, VICE PRESIDENT SPECIAL DUTY OF SOCIAL STUDIES DEPARTMENT.

FROM THE TABLE OF COMRADE OWODUNNI LUKMON OLAYINKA, VICE PRESIDENT SPECIAL DUTY OF SOCIAL STUDIES DEPARTMENT.

WEDNESDAY, 14TH OF DECEMBER, 2016

MOST INTERESTING UNKNOWN FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW:
READ AND DIGEST AND REMEMBER TO COMMENT.

1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.Ants never sleep!

6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

7. Coca-Cola was originally green.

8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

11.There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

13.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.

17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius

28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

30. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

32. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

33. A snail can sleep for three years.

34. All polar bears are left handed.

35. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

36. Butterflies taste with their feet.

Written By :Comrade Owodunni Lukmon (Lyrical)
Edited and posted by: Chukwudi